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  • #39484
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Anyone have any suggestions for great cult music videos?

    Here’s my submission…

    I’ve posted the Yatta links before, which, having lived and worked in Japan, has real relevence to me. Well mostly it’s just that I share a common fashion sense with The Happa-tai gang. 🙂

    Yatta Flash Animation (click!)

    Once you’ve watched the flash animation it’s time to move on to the REAL deal. This music video has/had a big cult following in Japan and a fair-sized cult following internationally (as I found out when developed my curious fixation with the music). Why the success? One word: Figleaves! (or is that two words: fig leaves?)

    Original Yatta! music video (CLICK)

    YATTA! by Happa-tai

    G R Double-E N Leaves
    G R Double-E N Leaves

    It’s so easy! Happy-go-lucky!
    We are the world ! We did it!
    Hyuu! Hyuu! Hyuu! Hyuu! Osu! Osu! Osu! Osu! (Ai!)
    Yatta! Yatta!
    Daigaku gohgaku
    Yatta! Yatta!
    Shachoh shuunin
    Happa ichimai areba ii. Ikite iru kara lucky da!

    Yatta! Yatta!
    Tohsen kakujitsu
    Yatta! Yatta!
    Nihon daihyoh
    Yannaru kurai kenkoh da.
    Everybody say yatta!

    Nippon kyuukyuu (demo)
    Ashita wa wonderful
    Ijiwaru saretemo futon haireba
    Guu guu guu guu! Pass pass pass pass (Ohayo–!)

    Yatta! Yatta!
    Kuujikan suimin
    Yatta! Yatta!
    Neoki de jump
    Donna ii koto aru daroh ikite ita kara lucky da!

    Yatta! Yatta!
    Kimi ga kawareba
    Yatta! Yatta!
    Sekai mo kawaru
    Marugoshi dakara saikoh da massugu tattara kimochi ii–!

    O-mizu nondara umee! (Yatta!)
    Hi ni atattara attakee! (Yatta!)
    Koshi kara warattara omoshiree! (Yatta! Yatta!)
    Inu-katte mitara kawaii! (Yatta!)

    [Repeat]

    Surechigai-zama hohoemi kureta
    Nido to aenaku-tatte ii kimi ga ita kara lucky da!

    Heisei fukyoh seiji fushin
    Reset sae surya saikoh da! Minna iru kara tanoshii–!

    Yatta! Yatta!
    Daigaku kyohshitsu
    Yatta! Yatta!
    Movie star
    Happa ichimai areba ii. Minna issho da happy da!

    Yatta! Yatta!
    Iki wo sueru
    Yatta! Yatta!
    Iki wo hakeru
    Yannaru gurai kenkoh da! Everybody say yatta!

    [Repeat *]
    Bye-Q!

    Lyrics, info and other Yatta stuff

    Is Yatta worthy of being called the greatest cult music video of all time? You be the judge.

    #68405
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Okay, I thought the whole idea of a discussion on ‘Cult Music Videos’ would sound inherently funny — we’ve had cult this and cult that. Never-the-less, there are lots of cult music videos…

    Thriller springs to mind.

    By the way, Yatta was originally done as a sketch for a comedy show before it gained a life of its own (it’s very silly I know, that was the point). So, knowing that opens up the possibility for ‘music video’ (or music numbers in film and TV) like Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show — not only have I watched it in the movie but also as a seperate music video.

    I’ll open up this discussion to Cult Sci Fi musical numbers and Sci Fi movie “musicals”. For instance, Brigadoom.

    If only This is Spinal Tap[/url] could be considered sci fi (though it is cult).

    Here’s my choice for Cult Sci Fi Rock Musical: Phantom of the Paradise.

    And what about Bollywood ones like New Delhicatessan and Star Swamis? (not very familiar with Bollywood productions I must admit).

    #68402
    nursewhen
    Participant

    The first music video (or was it a film) that ever caught my imagination was the black and white one that went with David Bowie’s ‘A Space Oddity’. The woman washing up with the sink exploding. The space ship in the middle of the kitchen floor. Truly mind blowing 😯

    We went through a wonderful fad in the 1980s of superb videos. I quite miss it now. I think the most prolific and polished were Duran Duran, though I think their unpolished ‘Girls on film’ probably got the most fans 😉

    Then there’s two which used that style of annimation where it looks like the pictures are being drawn while you look at them. (Sorry don’t know the name or how to describe it Rather like the snowman, but with no colour).

    Aha’s Take on me which mixed real with animation was one of my favourites.

    My absolute favourite was an animation which went with Queen’s Save Me. It was a woman brushing her hair and later jumping from a bridge. It was incredibly moving and I’ve never seen it since, but it made a truly lasting impression on me.

    #68398
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Fabulous choices! 🙂

    nursewhen wrote:

    The first music video (or was it a film) that ever caught my imagination was the black and white one that went with David Bowie’s ‘A Space Oddity’. The woman washing up with the sink exploding. The space ship in the middle of the kitchen floor. Truly mind blowing 😯

    I think they might have used that in Ziggy Stardust The Motion Picture (Beid should know). I remember seeing it long ago anyway. Mind blowing is right! ‘Twould make a good companion piece to one of my favourite films “The Man Who Fell to Earth.”

    If you turn on your speakers I really like this version of 2001: A Space Oddity

    nursewhen wrote:

    We went through a wonderful fad in the 1980s of superb videos. I quite miss it now. I think the most prolific and polished were Duran Duran, though I think their unpolished ‘Girls on film’ probably got the most fans 😉

    As a pubescent boy, that video got me going! 😛 The biggest thing i liked about Duran Duran was the name — Barbarella also got me going (Duran Duran was a character from that movie). 😉

    nursewhen wrote:

    Then there’s two which used that style of animation where it looks like the pictures are being drawn while you look at them. (Sorry don’t know the name or how to describe it Rather like the snowman, but with no colour).

    Seen a few in that style, and a number of films, I know what you mean.

    nursewhen wrote:

    My absolute favourite was an animation which went with Queen’s Save Me. It was a woman brushing her hair and later jumping from a bridge. It was incredibly moving and I’ve never seen it since, but it made a truly lasting impression on me.

    I don’t think I’ve seen that — probably available online somewhere. Must search for it.

    #68387
    Fatguy
    Participant

    Devo

    Q: Are we not men?

    A: We are DEVO! – D-E-V-O.

    Best video – EVER MADE…..

    #70449
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    That Devo video was pretty good even though it doesn’t have pointy ear appeal…

    I’m surprised I didn’t mention this one before… It’s a real classic… Leonard Nimoy’s The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (he put out a ton of albums)…

    Here’s the streaming video (CLICK)

    In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
    lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
    With his long wooden pipe,
    fuzzy, woolly toes,
    he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

    Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
    He’s only three feet tall
    Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
    The bravest little hobbit of them all

    Now hobbits are a peace-lovin’ folks you know
    They don’t like to hurry and they take things slow
    They don’t like to travel away from home
    They just want to eat and be left alone
    But one day Bilbo was asked to go
    on a big adventure to the caves below,
    to help some dwarves get back their gold
    that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

    Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
    He’s only three feet tall
    Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
    The bravest little hobbit of them all

    Well he fought with the goblins!
    He battled a troll!!
    He riddled with Gollum!!!
    A magic ring he stole!!!!
    He was chased by wolves!!!!!
    Lost in the forest!!!!!!
    Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king’s halls!!!!!!!

    Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
    The bravest little hobbit of them all

    Now he’s back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
    that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
    just a-sittin’ on a treasure of silver and gold
    a-puffin’ on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

    Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
    He’s only three feet tall
    Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
    The bravest little hobbit of them all

    http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/1931/records.html

    #70452
    Anonymous
    Guest
    nursewhen wrote:

    The first music video (or was it a film) that ever caught my imagination was the black and white one that went with David Bowie’s ‘A Space Oddity’. The woman washing up with the sink exploding. The space ship in the middle of the kitchen floor. Truly mind blowing 😯

    I think that you’re actually thinking of the video to “Ashes To Ashes,” from the album Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps), which came out in 1980. The song is a literal sequel to the song “Space Oddity,” dealing with the same character, Major Tom (and re-interprets his disconnect from Earth; in the original, it was a hippie-ish metaphor for the “search for the cosmic,” and in “Ashes,” Major Tom is seen as almost having a schizophrenic detatchment from reality, equating it with having a heroin addiction: “We know Major Tom’s a junkie/Strung out in heavens high/Hitting an all-time low”…but I digress). The video for “Ashes To Ashes” features some b/w footage shot on video of Bowie/Tom singing from the crashed space ship in the kitchen while a woman washes dishes in the background, and the sinks explode. It also has shots of him singing from a padded cell, and in Pierrot costume on an alien landscape.

    AFAIK, there were only two videos shot for “Space Oddity” — one done during the Ziggy era (when they re-released the David Bowie/Man of Words, Man of Music album on which it appeared with a then-contemporaneous photo and retitled Space Oddity), and one shot in 1969 as part of the short promotional film Love You Till Tuesday.

    #70453
    lizard
    Participant

    Fish heads Fish heads rolly polly fish heads
    Fish heads Fish heads eat them up yum!

    I took my fish head out to a movie…

    I can’t remember any of the other words. As you might expect, the video has fish heads in it.

    #70454
    lexxrobotech
    Participant

    My three picks

    Blink 182’s “all the small things”. With the charts being dominated by all sorts of pathetic boy and girl bands, out comes the punk rock masters with a video so perfectly spoofing the current videos. The first few times I saw it I couldn’t stop from laughing out loud. MTV has it labeled as the funniest music video ever.

    Anouk’s – “The Dark” appeals to me. It was so abstract and different. Just like her music. Ground breaking and cool.

    Robbie Williams “Rock DJ” I think it was banned and edited within one day of airing on MTV. You can find the original on the internet, where he rips his skin off and throws bits of his flesh and organs at the roller bladers until hes just a dancing skeleton. Way cool.

    #70455
    Anonymous
    Guest
    lizard wrote:

    Fish heads Fish heads rolly polly fish heads
    Fish heads Fish heads eat them up yum!

    I took my fish head out to a movie…

    I can’t remember any of the other words. As you might expect, the video has fish heads in it.

    And it was directed by Bill Paxton!

    #70456
    sgtdraino
    Participant

    My favorite two videos are 80s “one hit wonder” classics:

    “Take On Me” by Ah-Ha, featuring evil cartoon motorcycle riders going after this girl who gets magically transported into the cartoon, and rescued by the cartoon lead singer.

    “True Faith” by New Order, featuring fruit-of-the-loom-ish characters fighting each other in a trampoline arena, overseen by this weird character that wears a video screen over his eyes.

    btw, if anybody knows where I can find video files for these videos, I’d really appreciate it.

    Lyrics:

    “Take On Me”

    We’re talking away
    I don’t know what
    I’m to say
    I’ll say it anyway
    Today’s another day to find you
    Shying away
    I’ll be coming for your love, OK?

    Take on me (take on me)
    Take me on (take on me)
    I’ll be gone
    In a day or two

    So needless to say
    I’m odds and ends
    But I’ll
    Stumbling away
    Slowly learning that life is OK.

    Say after me:
    “It’s no better to be safe than sorry.”

    Take on me (take on me)
    Take me on (take on me)
    I’ll be gone
    In a day or two

    Oh, the things that you say
    Is it life or
    Just to play my worries away?
    You’re all the things
    I’ve got to remember
    You’re shying away
    I’ll be coming for you anyway

    Take on me (take on me)
    Take me on (take on me)
    I’ll be gone
    In a day…
    (Take on me, take on me)
    (Take me on, take on me)
    I’ll be gone (take on me)
    In a day… (take me on)
    Take on me (take on me)
    Take on me (take me on)
    Take on me (fades)

    “True Faith”

    I feel so extraordinary
    Something’s got a hold on me
    I get this feeling I’m in motion
    A sudden sense of liberty
    I don’t care ’cause I’m not there
    And I don’t care if I’m here tomorrow
    Again and again I’ve taken too much
    Of the things that cost you too much

    I used to think that the day would never come
    I’d see delight in the shade of the morning sun
    My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
    To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
    I used to think that the day would never come
    That my life would depend on the morning sun…

    When I was a very small boy,
    Very small boys talked to me
    Now that we’ve grown up together
    They’re afraid of what they see
    That’s the price that we all pay
    And the value of destiny comes to nothing
    I can’t tell you where we’re going
    I guess there was just no way of knowing

    I used to think that the day would never come
    I’d see delight in the shade of the morning sun
    My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
    To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
    I used to think that the day would never come
    That my life would depend on the morning sun…

    I feel so extraordinary
    Something’s got a hold on me
    I get this feeling I’m in motion
    A sudden sense of liberty
    The chances are we’ve gone too far
    You took my time and you took my money
    Now I fear you’ve left me standing
    In a world that’s so demanding

    I used to think that the day would never come
    I’d see delight in the shade of the morning sun
    My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
    To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
    I used to think that the day would never come
    That my life would depend on the morning sun…

    #70457
    Anonymous
    Guest
    sgtdraino wrote:

    My favorite two videos are 80s “one hit wonder” classics:

    “Take On Me” by Ah-Ha, featuring evil cartoon motorcycle riders going after this girl who gets magically transported into the cartoon, and rescued by the cartoon lead singer.

    “True Faith” by New Order, featuring fruit-of-the-loom-ish characters fighting each other in a trampoline arena, overseen by this weird character that wears a video screen over his eyes.

    btw, if anybody knows where I can find video files for these videos, I’d really appreciate it.

    I don’t know if I’d really consider New Order a one-hit wonder. While “True Faith” was their largest Stateside hit, they also had a good bit of success with such songs as “Blue Monday,” “Bizarre Love Triangle,” “Perfect Kiss” (which had a video directed by Jonathan Demme of Silence of the Lambs fame), and “Temptation.” Their success in their native UK has been much greater than over here, but they’ve never done particularly shabbily on this side of the pond.

    A-Ha, on the other hand…

    #70465
    Barabbas
    Participant

    The’re are a few good ones there. My list would be these three:

    1) Video Killed the Radio Star

    I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty Two
    Lying awake intent at tuning in on you.
    If I was young it didn’t stop you coming through.
    Oh-a oh

    They took the credit for your second symphony.
    Rewritten by machine and new technology,
    and now I understand the problems you can see.
    Oh-a oh

    I met your children

    Oh-a oh

    What did you tell them?

    Video killed the radio star.
    Video killed the radio star.

    Pictures came and broke your heart.
    Oh-a-a-a oh

    And now we meet in an abandoned studio.
    We hear the playback and it seems so long ago.
    And you remember the jingles used to go.
    Oh-a oh

    You were the first one.
    Oh-a oh

    You were the last one.

    Video killed the radio star.
    Video killed the radio star.

    In my mind and in my car,
    we can’t rewind we’ve gone to far

    Oh-a-aho oh,
    Oh-a-aho oh

    Video killed the radio star.
    Video killed the radio star.

    In my mind and in my car,
    we can’t rewind we’ve gone to far.

    Pictures came and broke your heart,
    put the blame on VTR.

    You are a radio star.
    You are a radio star.

    Video killed the radio star.
    Video killed the radio star.

    Video killed the radio star.
    Video killed the radio star.

    Video killed the radio star.
    (You are a radio star.)

    For the Trival, Historical, and Obvious Reasons
    2) Alice’s Restaurant – Arlo Guthrie

    This song is called Alice’s Restaurant, and it’s about Alice, and the
    restaurant, but Alice’s Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
    that’s just the name of the song, and that’s why I called the song Alice’s
    Restaurant.

    You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant
    You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant
    Walk right in it’s around the back
    Just a half a mile from the railroad track
    You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant

    Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on – two years ago on
    Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
    restaurant, but Alice doesn’t live in the restaurant, she lives in the
    church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
    Fasha the dog. And livin’ in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of
    room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin’ all that room,
    seein’ as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn’t
    have to take out their garbage for a long time.

    We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it’d be
    a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So
    we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW
    microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed
    on toward the city dump.

    Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the
    dump saying, “Closed on Thanksgiving.” And we had never heard of a dump
    closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off
    into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.

    We didn’t find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the
    side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the
    cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile
    is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we
    decided to throw our’s down.

    That’s what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving
    dinner that couldn’t be beat, went to sleep and didn’t get up until the
    next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, “Kid,
    we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of
    garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it.” And
    I said, “Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope
    under that garbage.”

    After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone we
    finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said that we had to go down
    and pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the
    police officer’s station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the
    shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the
    police officer’s station.

    Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at
    the police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for
    being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn’t very likely, and
    we didn’t expect it, and the other thing was he could have bawled us out
    and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again,
    which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer’s station
    there was a third possibility that we hadn’t even counted upon, and we was
    both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said “Obie, I don’t think I
    can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on.” He said, “Shut up, kid.
    Get in the back of the patrol car.”

    And that’s what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the
    quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of
    Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop
    signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the
    Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars,
    being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to
    get in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds of
    cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer’s station.
    They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and
    they took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles
    and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each
    one was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach,
    the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that’s not to
    mention the aerial photography.

    After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put
    us in the cell. Said, “Kid, I’m going to put you in the cell, I want your
    wallet and your belt.” And I said, “Obie, I can understand you wanting my
    wallet so I don’t have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you
    want my belt for?” And he said, “Kid, we don’t want any hangings.” I
    said, “Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?”
    Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the
    toilet seat so I couldn’t hit myself over the head and drown, and he took
    out the toilet paper so I couldn’t bend the bars roll out the – roll the
    toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obie
    was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice
    (remember Alice? It’s a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few
    nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back
    to the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn’t be beat,
    and didn’t get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.

    We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten
    colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back
    of each one, sat down. Man came in said, “All rise.” We all stood up,
    and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
    pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he
    sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the
    twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows
    and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog.
    And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles
    and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry,
    ’cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American
    blind justice, and there wasn’t nothing he could do about it, and the
    judge wasn’t going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy
    pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
    one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And
    we was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not
    what I came to tell you about.

    Came to talk about the draft.

    They got a building down New York City, it’s called Whitehall Street,
    where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
    neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one
    day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so
    I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted to
    look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted
    to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York,
    and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all
    kinds o’ mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
    me a piece of paper, said, “Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604.”

    And I went up there, I said, “Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
    wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
    guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
    KILL, KILL.” And I started jumpin up and down yelling, “KILL, KILL,” and
    he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
    yelling, “KILL, KILL.” And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
    sent me down the hall, said, “You’re our boy.”

    Didn’t feel too good about it.

    Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections,
    detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they was doin’ to me
    at the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, four
    hours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nasty
    ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was
    inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no
    part untouched. Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the
    last man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there,
    and I walked up and said, “What do you want?” He said, “Kid, we only got
    one question. Have you ever been arrested?”

    And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice’s Restaurant Massacre,
    with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all
    the phenome… – and he stopped me right there and said, “Kid, did you ever
    go to court?”

    And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten
    colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on
    the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, “Kid, I want
    you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W …. NOW kid!!”

    And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W’s
    where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
    committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
    looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
    rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
    they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
    bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
    father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean ‘n’ ugly
    ‘n’ nasty ‘n’ horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
    and said, “Kid, whad’ya get?” I said, “I didn’t get nothing, I had to pay
    $50 and pick up the garbage.” He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?”
    And I said, “Littering.” And they all moved away from me on the bench
    there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
    said, “And creating a nuisance.” And they all came back, shook my hand,
    and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
    father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
    bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
    things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it
    up and said.

    “Kids, this-piece-of-paper’s-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-
    know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-
    you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-
    officer’s-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say”, and talked for
    forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had
    fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there,
    and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it
    down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the
    pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the
    other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on
    the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the
    following words:

    (“KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?”)

    I went over to the sargent, said, “Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
    ask me if I’ve rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I’m
    sittin’ here on the bench, I mean I’m sittin here on the Group W bench
    ’cause you want to know if I’m moral enough join the army, burn women,
    kids, houses and villages after bein’ a litterbug.” He looked at me and
    said, “Kid, we don’t like your kind, and we’re gonna send you fingerprints
    off to Washington.”

    And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
    study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I’m
    singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
    situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
    situation like that there’s only one thing you can do and that’s walk into
    the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say “Shrink, You can get
    anything you want, at Alice’s restaurant.”. And walk out. You know, if
    one person, just one person does it they may think he’s really sick and
    they won’t take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
    they may think they’re both faggots and they won’t take either of them.
    And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
    singin a bar of Alice’s Restaurant and walking out. They may think it’s an
    organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said
    fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice’s Restaurant and
    walking out. And friends they may thinks it’s a movement.

    And that’s what it is , the Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and
    all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come’s around on the
    guitar.

    With feeling. So we’ll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and
    sing it when it does. Here it comes.

    You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Restaurant
    You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Restaurant
    Walk right in it’s around the back
    Just a half a mile from the railroad track
    You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Restaurant

    That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud.
    I’ve been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it
    for another twenty five minutes. I’m not proud… or tired.

    So we’ll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part
    harmony and feeling.

    We’re just waitin’ for it to come around is what we’re doing.

    All right now.

    You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Restaurant
    Excepting Alice
    You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Restaurant
    Walk right in it’s around the back
    Just a half a mile from the railroad track
    You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Restaurant

    Da da da da da da da dum
    At Alice’s Restaurant

    well, can I Call the Movie an 1 hour and 51 minute long video??? heheheh 🙂

    3)Safty Dance -Men Without Hats

    We can dance if we want to
    We can leave your friends behind
    ‘Cause your friends don’t dance
    and if they don’t dance
    Well they’re, no friends of mine
    Say, we can go where we want to
    A place where they will never find
    And we can act like we come
    from out of this world
    Leave the real one far behind
    And we can dance, “dansez”
    We can go when we want to
    Night is young and so am I
    And we can dress real neat from
    our hats to our feet
    And surprise them with a victory cry
    Say, we can act if we want to
    If we don’t nobody will
    And you can act real rude
    and totally removed
    And I can act like an imbecile,
    and say
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everything’s out of control
    We can dance, we can dance
    We’re doing it from pole to pole
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody look at your hands
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody’s taking the chance
    Safe to dance
    Oh well its safe to dance
    Yes it safe to dance
    We can dance if we want to
    We’ve got all your life and mine
    As long as we abuse it,
    never going to lose it
    Everything will work out right
    I say, We can dance if we want to
    We can leave your friends behind
    ‘Cause your friends don’t dance,
    and if they don’t dance
    Well they’re no friends of mine
    I say, we can dance, we can dance
    Everything’s out of control
    We can dance, we can dance
    We’re doing it from pole to pole
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody look at your hands
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody’s taking the chance
    Well it’s safe to dance
    Yes it’s safe to dance
    Well it’s safe to dance
    Well it’s safe to dance
    Yes it’s safe to dance
    Well it’s safe to dance
    Well it’s safe to dance
    It’s a Safety Dance
    Well it’s a Safety Dance
    Oh it’s a Safety Dance
    Oh it’s a Safety Dance
    Well it’s a Safety Dance

    Ren Fair Nuff said

    Here’s your Happy Fun Fish Head Play time BOUNS Hour

    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Eat them up, Yummm

    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Eat them up, Yummm

    In the morning
    Laughing, happy
    Fish Heads
    In the evening
    Floating in the soup

    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Eat them up, Yummm

    Ask a Fish head
    Anything you want to
    They won’t answer
    They can’t talk

    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Eat them up, Yummm

    I took a Fish head
    Out to see a movie
    Didn’t have to pay
    To get it in

    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Eat them up, Yummm
    They can’t play baseball
    They don’t wear sweaters
    They’re not good dancers
    They don’t play drums

    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Eat them up, Yummm

    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Are never seen drinking
    Cappacino in Italian restaurants
    With Oriental women…Yeah

    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Eat them up, Yummm

    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Eat them up, Yummm…
    (Yummm)

    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Eat them up, Yummm

    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Rolly polly Fish heads
    Fish heads, Fish heads
    Eat them up, Yummm
    YEAH!!!!!!!!!

    My Longest Post EVER

    #70473
    theFrey
    Participant
    sgtdraino wrote:

    My favorite two videos are 80s “one hit wonder” classics:

    “Take On Me” by Ah-Ha, featuring evil cartoon motorcycle riders going after this girl who gets magically transported into the cartoon, and rescued by the cartoon lead singer.

    btw, if anybody knows where I can find video files for these videos, I’d really appreciate it.

    I like that one too. ;D It was always sone of my favorites. So if ever you do find a copy of the video…. me too!!!! 😉

    #72170
    Cesare
    Participant

    I love some of Michael Jackson’s videos. Thriller of course, that one is fabulous. And Who is it was good…
    But my fave is Scream. I like how every detail fits and I like the aggressiveness of the song (and the video). Hate those maudlin lyrics though. And I liked Moonwalker. The movie is pretty silly, but quite lovely and Smooth Criminal is GREAT.

    But videos I really think high of – Bowie’s “I’m afraid of Americans”, Nick Cave’s “Fifteen feet of pure white snow”, marvelous Links 2, 3, 4 by Rammstein (and Sonne and Du riechst so gut by the same band), Walking in my shoes by Depeche Mode, Crucified by Army of Lovers…
    Fatboy Slim is not my cup of tea, but his videos are always perfect. My fave is Weapon of choice – for reasons pretty obvious…:-)
    And Faith no more had some really fantastic kick**s videos.

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