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  • #36183
    Nox
    Participant

    Mine has to be Schlemmis “No I love ME too much”.

    #45446
    crusader
    Participant

    I think that mine is 790´s special “Al night by the Zev Zev” verse to Stan with
    “Wispering sweet nothing in his ear,
    wile driving a fork in his eye”!!!

    #45476
    crusader
    Participant

    I think that mine is 790´s special “Al night by the Zev Zev” verse to Stan with
    “Wispering sweet nothing in his ear,
    wile driving a fork in his eye”!!!

    #45457
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I think it goes something like:

    All night by the Zev, Zev,
    All night byt the Zev I did sigh,
    As she whispered sweet nothings to Stanley,
    While plunging(?) a fork in his eye.

    #45487
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I think it goes something like:

    All night by the Zev, Zev,
    All night byt the Zev I did sigh,
    As she whispered sweet nothings to Stanley,
    While plunging(?) a fork in his eye.

    #45458
    DalekTek790
    Participant

    “I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G.”
    -Kai

    “I make this sacrafice in the name of order.”
    -His Divine Shadow

    “I worship His Shadow.”
    -Various

    “I will love you forever!”
    -790

    “I can get past that.”
    -Stan

    “I kill you in the name of His Divine Shadow”
    -Kai

    “I’m not exactly sure. Coming?”
    -Zev

    “Divine Predecessors, I will avenge you!”
    -His Divine Shadow

    “I am the Lexx. I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes.”
    -Lexx

    “In the Light Universe I have been darkness, perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light.
    -Kai

    “A poet, perhaps.”
    -Kai

    “Do you like me?”
    -Wist

    “Hole! Hole! Hole!…”
    -Cloned Klaagian morons

    “I bid you extinction!”
    -His Divine Shadow

    “I should have known. He was acting very peculiar for a dead assassin.”
    -Mantrid

    “Can’t we just have sex instead?”
    -Zev

    “I like you.”
    -Lyekka

    “Welcome to Luvliner, we love having you here. Waddaya want? Speak.”
    -Unnamed receptionist aboard the Luvliner

    “Some players may fail to draw ratings and will become permanent members of our studio audience.”
    -The C.G. vice president of programming

    “I am well qualified to speak for the dead”
    -Kai

    “So…we’re in a bugish sort o’ thing…right?”
    -Stripper crewman

    “We’s Golleans is smart, so we excaped.”
    -Pa

    “Who’s laughing now, robot?”
    -Stan

    “You may just be a head, but you’re the best head I’ve ever had.
    -Zev

    “That’s the price you pay when you wake the dead.”
    -Kai

    “But it won’t.”
    -Stan

    “Let the contest begin.”
    -Mantrid

    “The wheel doth turn!”
    -Kai

    “There are patches in the sky.”
    -“Fruitcake”
    “Why do I not sense a great personal gain, here?”
    -Gubby

    “I have a bad feeling about this.”
    -790

    “Welcome, Brightness seekers!”
    -The Wozard

    “Breathe in for the Brothers. Breathe out for the Sisters…
    -The Wozard

    “You are a deeply, deeply stupid man.”
    -The Dark Lady

    “There’s no place like home.”
    -Zev

    “And I stand by it.”
    -790

    “Everything is just fine.”
    -Stan

    “Kai died well”
    -The Master of Ceremonies

    “Boy down before me, and know that you will always, ALWAYS be second best.”
    -Brizon

    “Oh, Stanley. I’m armed.
    -790

    “Oh, Zev! The robot head who loves you has let you down.”
    790

    “No, but I suspect I will be soon.”
    -Kai

    “It’s simple. Water is good, Fire is evil.”
    -May

    “Who am I?”
    -Mantrid clone

    “I don’t know. Perhaps it is a game.”
    -Mantrid clone

    “They are downstairs, so they must be the Downstairs People.”
    -Mantrid clone

    “Look, you can do your creepy wizard thing, just do it somewhere else. We’re busy.”
    -Downstairs Person

    “I am Mantrid. I am the greatest bio-vizier who ever lived. I destroyed a universe! See him, the dead guy in black? He was mine.”
    -Mantrid clone

    “My punishment is over.”
    -Mantrid clone

    ——————
    Lee P. Sherman, code name DalekTek790
    Whovian, Froudian, Lexxian, etc.

    #45488
    DalekTek790
    Participant

    “I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G.”
    -Kai

    “I make this sacrafice in the name of order.”
    -His Divine Shadow

    “I worship His Shadow.”
    -Various

    “I will love you forever!”
    -790

    “I can get past that.”
    -Stan

    “I kill you in the name of His Divine Shadow”
    -Kai

    “I’m not exactly sure. Coming?”
    -Zev

    “Divine Predecessors, I will avenge you!”
    -His Divine Shadow

    “I am the Lexx. I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes.”
    -Lexx

    “In the Light Universe I have been darkness, perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light.
    -Kai

    “A poet, perhaps.”
    -Kai

    “Do you like me?”
    -Wist

    “Hole! Hole! Hole!…”
    -Cloned Klaagian morons

    “I bid you extinction!”
    -His Divine Shadow

    “I should have known. He was acting very peculiar for a dead assassin.”
    -Mantrid

    “Can’t we just have sex instead?”
    -Zev

    “I like you.”
    -Lyekka

    “Welcome to Luvliner, we love having you here. Waddaya want? Speak.”
    -Unnamed receptionist aboard the Luvliner

    “Some players may fail to draw ratings and will become permanent members of our studio audience.”
    -The C.G. vice president of programming

    “I am well qualified to speak for the dead”
    -Kai

    “So…we’re in a bugish sort o’ thing…right?”
    -Stripper crewman

    “We’s Golleans is smart, so we excaped.”
    -Pa

    “Who’s laughing now, robot?”
    -Stan

    “You may just be a head, but you’re the best head I’ve ever had.
    -Zev

    “That’s the price you pay when you wake the dead.”
    -Kai

    “But it won’t.”
    -Stan

    “Let the contest begin.”
    -Mantrid

    “The wheel doth turn!”
    -Kai

    “There are patches in the sky.”
    -“Fruitcake”
    “Why do I not sense a great personal gain, here?”
    -Gubby

    “I have a bad feeling about this.”
    -790

    “Welcome, Brightness seekers!”
    -The Wozard

    “Breathe in for the Brothers. Breathe out for the Sisters…
    -The Wozard

    “You are a deeply, deeply stupid man.”
    -The Dark Lady

    “There’s no place like home.”
    -Zev

    “And I stand by it.”
    -790

    “Everything is just fine.”
    -Stan

    “Kai died well”
    -The Master of Ceremonies

    “Boy down before me, and know that you will always, ALWAYS be second best.”
    -Brizon

    “Oh, Stanley. I’m armed.
    -790

    “Oh, Zev! The robot head who loves you has let you down.”
    790

    “No, but I suspect I will be soon.”
    -Kai

    “It’s simple. Water is good, Fire is evil.”
    -May

    “Who am I?”
    -Mantrid clone

    “I don’t know. Perhaps it is a game.”
    -Mantrid clone

    “They are downstairs, so they must be the Downstairs People.”
    -Mantrid clone

    “Look, you can do your creepy wizard thing, just do it somewhere else. We’re busy.”
    -Downstairs Person

    “I am Mantrid. I am the greatest bio-vizier who ever lived. I destroyed a universe! See him, the dead guy in black? He was mine.”
    -Mantrid clone

    “My punishment is over.”
    -Mantrid clone

    ——————
    Lee P. Sherman, code name DalekTek790
    Whovian, Froudian, Lexxian, etc.

    #45459
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Stanley: I know, the dead do not feel stress
    Kai: But they do go out of alignment.

    Lyekka: I like you. Do you want to make me happy?

    Mantrid: How peculiar times 3.

    Stanley: Prince?! Prince ol’ buddy, Are you Dying?
    Prince: Yes, but I’m used to it.

    #45489
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Stanley: I know, the dead do not feel stress
    Kai: But they do go out of alignment.

    Lyekka: I like you. Do you want to make me happy?

    Mantrid: How peculiar times 3.

    Stanley: Prince?! Prince ol’ buddy, Are you Dying?
    Prince: Yes, but I’m used to it.

    #45460
    Anonymous
    Guest

    “PLEASE, KAI, KILL HIM!”

    790, on electrocuting Stanley:
    “It’s just random synapses firing. Ignore it and give him the juice!”

    “It’s a trick! A Tweedle trap!”

    (okay, it’s obvious I like almost every sentence that robot-head utters ) How ’bout some Kai lines I love:

    “You are Giggerota? Also known as the Wicked?”

    “I think..I THINK! Divine Shadow, you should have listened to your divine predecessors.”

    “There are many ways.” (In response to Stanley asking, “How could I be so stupid?”)

    “Likewise, Xev!” (oh, snippy dead man!)

    “To move is to die” **shudder** oooo!

    “I want you, now.” (was that a line or wishful thinking? )

    ——————
    “Time begins then time ends, and then time begins once again.”

    [This message has been edited by BlackCloud (edited 01-14-2001).]

    #45490
    Anonymous
    Guest

    “PLEASE, KAI, KILL HIM!”

    790, on electrocuting Stanley:
    “It’s just random synapses firing. Ignore it and give him the juice!”

    “It’s a trick! A Tweedle trap!”

    (okay, it’s obvious I like almost every sentence that robot-head utters ) How ’bout some Kai lines I love:

    “You are Giggerota? Also known as the Wicked?”

    “I think..I THINK! Divine Shadow, you should have listened to your divine predecessors.”

    “There are many ways.” (In response to Stanley asking, “How could I be so stupid?”)

    “Likewise, Xev!” (oh, snippy dead man!)

    “To move is to die” **shudder** oooo!

    “I want you, now.” (was that a line or wishful thinking? )

    ——————
    “Time begins then time ends, and then time begins once again.”

    [This message has been edited by BlackCloud (edited 01-14-2001).]

    #45461
    trillian
    Participant

    790- Bitch slap her Xev!

    Stan- He’s a killing machine, you little Turd!

    Kai- My sexual organ has not functioned in over 2,000 years.

    Xev- My sexual organ has never functioned.

    Lykka- I’m hungry Stanley, I need to eat. (when isn’t she?)

    Tad- …I can’t finish my poo-poo. (makes me giggle everytime.)

    ——————
    “…we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what normal is anyway.”

    #45491
    trillian
    Participant

    790- Bitch slap her Xev!

    Stan- He’s a killing machine, you little Turd!

    Kai- My sexual organ has not functioned in over 2,000 years.

    Xev- My sexual organ has never functioned.

    Lykka- I’m hungry Stanley, I need to eat. (when isn’t she?)

    Tad- …I can’t finish my poo-poo. (makes me giggle everytime.)

    ——————
    “…we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what normal is anyway.”

    #45462
    Aeryn Crichton
    Participant

    Yeah, Trillian, I like the sexual organ quotes! And, I like just about anything that Lyekka said. 790’s songs are the best too!

    ——————
    “I love you” “I know” – Princess Leia and Han Solo
    “First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me, blow” – Ash from Army of Darkness
    “Darling, you idiot!” – Lum from Urusei Yatsura
    “Who is this Anya!? Is she prettier than me!?” Xander’s sock puppet friend from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    #45492
    Aeryn Crichton
    Participant

    Yeah, Trillian, I like the sexual organ quotes! And, I like just about anything that Lyekka said. 790’s songs are the best too!

    ——————
    “I love you” “I know” – Princess Leia and Han Solo
    “First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me, blow” – Ash from Army of Darkness
    “Darling, you idiot!” – Lum from Urusei Yatsura
    “Who is this Anya!? Is she prettier than me!?” Xander’s sock puppet friend from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    #45463
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I can’t remember the exact quote but…

    I’m afraid of webs. There might be spiders!
    -Lexx

    And of course..

    I love you too Stan
    -Lexx

    #45493
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I can’t remember the exact quote but…

    I’m afraid of webs. There might be spiders!
    -Lexx

    And of course..

    I love you too Stan
    -Lexx

    #45464
    Anonymous
    Guest

    how about
    “i can’t do it by myself…”
    “i can’t do it at all….”

    #45494
    Anonymous
    Guest

    how about
    “i can’t do it by myself…”
    “i can’t do it at all….”

    #45465
    Sarcasmagoria
    Participant

    790: “Let me swallow your manhood! Let me roll in your hay! Let me bounce on your bun!”

    Kai: “Must have been a good dream.”

    Xev: “I want a man whose tall and handsome and……dead.” (okay, so I probably boogered that one up a bit)

    Stan: “I’ve got girl parts!

    E. J. Moss: “I just don’t get young people these days.”

    E. J. Moss: “Be careful of the guy with the hair.

    Kai: “I cannot put ‘life’ into my game, as I am dead.” Fifi: “Shaw, you’re telling me!”

    Gubby: “Hey, Paleface. That’s a mighty cold handshake you’ve got there.”

    Jihana: “I’m reeeallly tingling now!”

    Love slave/security guard girl in Woz: “Strip!”

    There’s plenty more, but I can’t think of them right now.

    ——————
    Peace,
    Cassie


    Remember, boys and girls – Tuesday is Soylent Green Day!

    #45495
    Sarcasmagoria
    Participant

    790: “Let me swallow your manhood! Let me roll in your hay! Let me bounce on your bun!”

    Kai: “Must have been a good dream.”

    Xev: “I want a man whose tall and handsome and……dead.” (okay, so I probably boogered that one up a bit)

    Stan: “I’ve got girl parts!

    E. J. Moss: “I just don’t get young people these days.”

    E. J. Moss: “Be careful of the guy with the hair.

    Kai: “I cannot put ‘life’ into my game, as I am dead.” Fifi: “Shaw, you’re telling me!”

    Gubby: “Hey, Paleface. That’s a mighty cold handshake you’ve got there.”

    Jihana: “I’m reeeallly tingling now!”

    Love slave/security guard girl in Woz: “Strip!”

    There’s plenty more, but I can’t think of them right now.

    ——————
    Peace,
    Cassie


    Remember, boys and girls – Tuesday is Soylent Green Day!

    #45466
    crusader
    Participant

    Heres some more of my favorite!!! (Sorry about my bad spelling and sometimes putting it rong!!!

    Kai: Good ridens, Mantrid.

    Mantrid: And the LAAAvesalve whIIth a pErsenAletIe.

    Cruwe in “Love growes”! “Man with women parts”: You… outher “Man with women parts”: …pig! “Women with male parts”: Oink! Oink!

    790: I fight fore Xev.

    791: Bend over.

    Stan: Im Al man.

    ——————
    I am the crusader

    #45496
    crusader
    Participant

    Heres some more of my favorite!!! (Sorry about my bad spelling and sometimes putting it rong!!!

    Kai: Good ridens, Mantrid.

    Mantrid: And the LAAAvesalve whIIth a pErsenAletIe.

    Cruwe in “Love growes”! “Man with women parts”: You… outher “Man with women parts”: …pig! “Women with male parts”: Oink! Oink!

    790: I fight fore Xev.

    791: Bend over.

    Stan: Im Al man.

    ——————
    I am the crusader

    #45477
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Hah! Yeh, Crusader, that’s a good quote from “Mantrid!” And, then he rolls his tongue at Zev! He is such a freak in that episode!

    How about:

    “I must sing my song! Whoo!**splat!**”(Kai)

    “Disembowel yourself and let Xev use your intestines as a lasso!” (790 is a trip!)

    “Hi, I’m Bunny! SLUT!” (790)

    “You organ-draining superfiend!” (790)

    “Cut the ceremony and get on with it, Tweedle. And, don’t think I’m falling for your little parlour game. I know you’re both evil and possessed by something beyond evil!”
    (okay, so, I REALLY like the robothead’s lines )

    “Bunny, I am dead.” (Kai)

    790:”I’ll just die if you leave me.”
    Kai:”Then, we will have something in common.”

    “Time begins. Then, time end. And, then time begins once again. It’s happening now; it has happened before. It will surely happen again.” (Time Prophet)

    My favorite repetitions:

    “I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life.” (Stan)

    “Never allow anybody onboard the Lexx. Never allow anybody onboard the Lexx. Never allow ANYBODY ONBOARD THE LEXX!” (790)

    “Please kill him now, Kai.”
    “Don’t touch him, Xev, kill him.”
    “Please, Kai, kill him!” (790 about Stan)

    ——————
    “Time begins then time ends, and then time begins once again.”

    #45507
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Hah! Yeh, Crusader, that’s a good quote from “Mantrid!” And, then he rolls his tongue at Zev! He is such a freak in that episode!

    How about:

    “I must sing my song! Whoo!**splat!**”(Kai)

    “Disembowel yourself and let Xev use your intestines as a lasso!” (790 is a trip!)

    “Hi, I’m Bunny! SLUT!” (790)

    “You organ-draining superfiend!” (790)

    “Cut the ceremony and get on with it, Tweedle. And, don’t think I’m falling for your little parlour game. I know you’re both evil and possessed by something beyond evil!”
    (okay, so, I REALLY like the robothead’s lines )

    “Bunny, I am dead.” (Kai)

    790:”I’ll just die if you leave me.”
    Kai:”Then, we will have something in common.”

    “Time begins. Then, time end. And, then time begins once again. It’s happening now; it has happened before. It will surely happen again.” (Time Prophet)

    My favorite repetitions:

    “I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life.” (Stan)

    “Never allow anybody onboard the Lexx. Never allow anybody onboard the Lexx. Never allow ANYBODY ONBOARD THE LEXX!” (790)

    “Please kill him now, Kai.”
    “Don’t touch him, Xev, kill him.”
    “Please, Kai, kill him!” (790 about Stan)

    ——————
    “Time begins then time ends, and then time begins once again.”

    #45478
    crusader
    Participant

    You got some good quotes there!

    Here are some more!!!

    Kai: I am assisting a naked women, taking a shower. (Kai! He cracks me up sometimes)

    Stan: Just get out of the way so I can get a clear shot, will ya! (Giggashadow)

    Stan: If i woulds say fore instence, pshue “LEXX! Blow up that planet!”…
    LEXX: As you command, Stan.

    Zev: Hey LEXX! You did good! 790 sweetheart, you to.
    790: Aaaah!

    Stan: Oh, no! Here we goe again!

    LEXX: Am I… attracktive?
    Kai: You are buttiefull. (That one supriced me)

    Lyekka: Im Lyekka!

    Kai: 790! Doe you not think that Xev is funny? Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Stan: I just wont you fore your body! (On TV-world)

    Xev: K…K…Kai! S…Stan! 790!
    790: Zev!
    Xev: 790? (Lyekka)

    LEXX: I am doing the best I can, Stan.

    Xev: I dont now how I got it, but I intend to use it! (Love grows)

    Stan: Saved by the bell! (Boomtown)

    LEXX: As you wisch, Stan, Stan, only, Stan.

    LEXX: Im afraid of webs. There might be spiders!

    Stan: Ok! Its time to goe.
    Xev: To where?
    Stan: To fight Mantrid!

    Prince: (Sniff, sniff, sniff)

    My favorite repetition: I hate, I hate I HATE Peter Pan! (Ups!!! Wrong movie )

    ——————
    I am the crusader

    #45508
    crusader
    Participant

    You got some good quotes there!

    Here are some more!!!

    Kai: I am assisting a naked women, taking a shower. (Kai! He cracks me up sometimes)

    Stan: Just get out of the way so I can get a clear shot, will ya! (Giggashadow)

    Stan: If i woulds say fore instence, pshue “LEXX! Blow up that planet!”…
    LEXX: As you command, Stan.

    Zev: Hey LEXX! You did good! 790 sweetheart, you to.
    790: Aaaah!

    Stan: Oh, no! Here we goe again!

    LEXX: Am I… attracktive?
    Kai: You are buttiefull. (That one supriced me)

    Lyekka: Im Lyekka!

    Kai: 790! Doe you not think that Xev is funny? Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Stan: I just wont you fore your body! (On TV-world)

    Xev: K…K…Kai! S…Stan! 790!
    790: Zev!
    Xev: 790? (Lyekka)

    LEXX: I am doing the best I can, Stan.

    Xev: I dont now how I got it, but I intend to use it! (Love grows)

    Stan: Saved by the bell! (Boomtown)

    LEXX: As you wisch, Stan, Stan, only, Stan.

    LEXX: Im afraid of webs. There might be spiders!

    Stan: Ok! Its time to goe.
    Xev: To where?
    Stan: To fight Mantrid!

    Prince: (Sniff, sniff, sniff)

    My favorite repetition: I hate, I hate I HATE Peter Pan! (Ups!!! Wrong movie )

    ——————
    I am the crusader

    #45479
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Kai and his “Ive killed the weak, the intelligent, etc. etc” And almost any line by Mantrid. “i’m Mantrid, and as you can see, time has not been kind to me.” and especially the downstair/upstair people lines from K-town. And let’s not forget lyekka and Lomias lines from Ruma(?)

    #45509
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Kai and his “Ive killed the weak, the intelligent, etc. etc” And almost any line by Mantrid. “i’m Mantrid, and as you can see, time has not been kind to me.” and especially the downstair/upstair people lines from K-town. And let’s not forget lyekka and Lomias lines from Ruma(?)

    #45480
    Sarcasmagoria
    Participant

    I thunk up some more!

    Kai: “You’re a rotten kid. Ye-e-ahh!”

    Kai’s insane ranting and writhing on the floor in WTD. Does thinking that scene was really sexy put me closer to Sad Geezerdom? :::smiles coquettishly:::

    790: “Tweedle, you human skidmark! Tell Kai to do it at once!”

    Woz: (I’ve probably got this one wrong, but) “I studied to be a cleric in the Divine Order where Kai was somewhat of a dark legend.” Walter Borden has one HELL of a voice on him.

    790: “On a tree there is a fruit, plump and ripe for sucking. In a moth there is a Kai, cold but ripe for –” Xev: “Give him a break, 790.” 790: “I can’t!

    Mantrid: “I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! And my punishment is over…for now.”

    Mantrid: “You are the de-fi-ni-tion of viiile!”

    HDS: “Major?” Major: “Yes, Divine Shadow?” HDS: “Kill him.”

    ——————
    Peace,
    Cassie


    Remember, boys and girls – Tuesday is Soylent Green Day!

    #45510
    Sarcasmagoria
    Participant

    I thunk up some more!

    Kai: “You’re a rotten kid. Ye-e-ahh!”

    Kai’s insane ranting and writhing on the floor in WTD. Does thinking that scene was really sexy put me closer to Sad Geezerdom? :::smiles coquettishly:::

    790: “Tweedle, you human skidmark! Tell Kai to do it at once!”

    Woz: (I’ve probably got this one wrong, but) “I studied to be a cleric in the Divine Order where Kai was somewhat of a dark legend.” Walter Borden has one HELL of a voice on him.

    790: “On a tree there is a fruit, plump and ripe for sucking. In a moth there is a Kai, cold but ripe for –” Xev: “Give him a break, 790.” 790: “I can’t!

    Mantrid: “I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! And my punishment is over…for now.”

    Mantrid: “You are the de-fi-ni-tion of viiile!”

    HDS: “Major?” Major: “Yes, Divine Shadow?” HDS: “Kill him.”

    ——————
    Peace,
    Cassie


    Remember, boys and girls – Tuesday is Soylent Green Day!

    #45481
    DalekTek790
    Participant

    No! Kai, don’t! It’s a Robot trick!
    -Stan, “May”

    ——————
    Lee P. Sherman, code name DalekTek790
    Whovian, Froudian, Lexxian, etc.

    #45511
    DalekTek790
    Participant

    No! Kai, don’t! It’s a Robot trick!
    -Stan, “May”

    ——————
    Lee P. Sherman, code name DalekTek790
    Whovian, Froudian, Lexxian, etc.

    #45482
    trillian
    Participant

    OH, I forgot this one that just made me laugh for a long time!

    Lexx (after blowing up a planet)- What does cancel mean?

    ——————
    “…we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what normal is anyway.”

    #45512
    trillian
    Participant

    OH, I forgot this one that just made me laugh for a long time!

    Lexx (after blowing up a planet)- What does cancel mean?

    ——————
    “…we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what normal is anyway.”

    #45483
    Nox
    Participant

    Another favorie of mine is all the things Stan makes the Lexx say. “Yes Stanley the stunner makes love like no other”

    The most creepy line must be his Shadows
    “Excellent. Now…shoot yourself.” or
    ” It is the end. And the beginning. The end and the beginning. The end…” and
    “it must now be my priority to end this prophecy”

    Or Vigo’s ” But…but…Mantrid! I love you!”

    And of course captain Moss’
    ” We are in-tel-li-gent. This is a potato.”

    And of course Mantrids ” I destroyed a universe!”

    #45513
    Nox
    Participant

    Another favorie of mine is all the things Stan makes the Lexx say. “Yes Stanley the stunner makes love like no other”

    The most creepy line must be his Shadows
    “Excellent. Now…shoot yourself.” or
    ” It is the end. And the beginning. The end and the beginning. The end…” and
    “it must now be my priority to end this prophecy”

    Or Vigo’s ” But…but…Mantrid! I love you!”

    And of course captain Moss’
    ” We are in-tel-li-gent. This is a potato.”

    And of course Mantrids ” I destroyed a universe!”

    #45484
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    How could I forget 790’s lines from Supernova while rolling around the bridge as the Lexx is about to plunge into Brunnis:

    The man is an idiot!
    The man is a moron!

    #45514
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    How could I forget 790’s lines from Supernova while rolling around the bridge as the Lexx is about to plunge into Brunnis:

    The man is an idiot!
    The man is a moron!

    #45485
    DalekTek790
    Participant

    “I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers, and great warriors. I have killed the evil, and the good. I have killed the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful.”
    -Kai, “I Worship His Shadow,” “Wake the Dead,” “Tunnels”

    ——————
    Lee P. Sherman, code name DalekTek790
    Whovian, Froudian, Lexxian, etc.

    #45515
    DalekTek790
    Participant

    “I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers, and great warriors. I have killed the evil, and the good. I have killed the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful.”
    -Kai, “I Worship His Shadow,” “Wake the Dead,” “Tunnels”

    ——————
    Lee P. Sherman, code name DalekTek790
    Whovian, Froudian, Lexxian, etc.

    #45486
    Anonymous
    Guest

    ” We are in-tel-li-gent. This is a potato.”

    Oh no, Nox, that one had me sitting at work cracking up! These are such excellent quotes; it really makes me see, all over again, why this show is so

    WONDERFUL!

    ——————
    “Time begins then time ends, and then time begins once again.”

    [This message has been edited by BlackCloud (edited 01-16-2001).]

    #45516
    Anonymous
    Guest

    ” We are in-tel-li-gent. This is a potato.”

    Oh no, Nox, that one had me sitting at work cracking up! These are such excellent quotes; it really makes me see, all over again, why this show is so

    WONDERFUL!

    ——————
    “Time begins then time ends, and then time begins once again.”

    [This message has been edited by BlackCloud (edited 01-16-2001).]

    #45497
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I’ve gotta nominate…
    (though I don’t have the episodes handy, so forgive any mistakes)
    From “Stan’s Trial”
    Stan: “…and then it’s bingo-bongo yum-yum time!”
    790: “Bingo-bongo dum-dum time.”
    -and-
    From “Luvliner”
    Broadcast voice: “I want to feel your steam. I want to ladle your cream.”
    -and, of course, let’s not forget…
    From “Mantrid”
    Mantrid: “You putrid sack of decaying flesh…” (for some reason, I can’t help hearing Ren Hoek saying this line…)

    –Aleck

    #45527
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I’ve gotta nominate…
    (though I don’t have the episodes handy, so forgive any mistakes)
    From “Stan’s Trial”
    Stan: “…and then it’s bingo-bongo yum-yum time!”
    790: “Bingo-bongo dum-dum time.”
    -and-
    From “Luvliner”
    Broadcast voice: “I want to feel your steam. I want to ladle your cream.”
    -and, of course, let’s not forget…
    From “Mantrid”
    Mantrid: “You putrid sack of decaying flesh…” (for some reason, I can’t help hearing Ren Hoek saying this line…)

    –Aleck

    #45498
    Anonymous
    Guest

    How about Kai: The dead don’t Poo

    Loved that

    #45528
    Anonymous
    Guest

    How about Kai: The dead don’t Poo

    Loved that

    #45499
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    quote:


    Originally posted by DalekTek790:
    I have killed the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful.”


    I love the way he looks at Stan and Zev in turn as he says those last two in IWHS

    #45529
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    quote:


    Originally posted by DalekTek790:
    I have killed the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful.”


    I love the way he looks at Stan and Zev in turn as he says those last two in IWHS

    #45500
    crusader
    Participant

    Hey, you got some good ones there!!!

    How abowt:

    Junior: Hot damn!!!

    790: Kill him, Kai! And then kill your self!

    Norb: You big pice of poo!

    Pa: Some got more, some got less! (Talking about inteligent and pointing first at junior and then at him self)

    791: Stanly! Doe something! Kill your self!

    Its not relly a quote but:

    The Divine Predecessors:

    Stanley Tweedle defiled by fate, a martyr to his generation.
    Sweaty probes were forced into him, such pain such humiliation.
    But now he’s captain of the LEXX on an intergalactic tour.
    Still he dreams at night, of the time of his life, in the play pen of Feppo and Smoor

    And:

    Stanley Tweedle is a god, a worrier and a gent.
    We are not fit to suck his feet, or dine on his excrement.
    At night we croon by the light of the moon, of his courage and his creed.
    Hay ho there he goes oh woe for his foes, long live the Tweedle seed.
    Stanley, Stanley, top of the hero class,
    Stanley, Stanley, We live to kiss his ass.

    LEXX: Yes, Stanley the all powerful legendary space stud man.

    LEXX: As you request, Stanley the fearless worrier god swooping down from on high to protect the weak and innocent, mastermind of the downfall of the shining star of the cosmos…

    790: DOE SOMETHING!!! (Supernova)

    ——————
    I am the crusader

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