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16th January 2001 at 8:11 pm #45530crusaderParticipant
Hey, you got some good ones there!!!
How abowt:
Junior: Hot damn!!!
790: Kill him, Kai! And then kill your self!
Norb: You big pice of poo!
Pa: Some got more, some got less! (Talking about inteligent and pointing first at junior and then at him self)
791: Stanly! Doe something! Kill your self!
Its not relly a quote but:
The Divine Predecessors:
Stanley Tweedle defiled by fate, a martyr to his generation.
Sweaty probes were forced into him, such pain such humiliation.
But now he’s captain of the LEXX on an intergalactic tour.
Still he dreams at night, of the time of his life, in the play pen of Feppo and SmoorAnd:
Stanley Tweedle is a god, a worrier and a gent.
We are not fit to suck his feet, or dine on his excrement.
At night we croon by the light of the moon, of his courage and his creed.
Hay ho there he goes oh woe for his foes, long live the Tweedle seed.
Stanley, Stanley, top of the hero class,
Stanley, Stanley, We live to kiss his ass.LEXX: Yes, Stanley the all powerful legendary space stud man.
LEXX: As you request, Stanley the fearless worrier god swooping down from on high to protect the weak and innocent, mastermind of the downfall of the shining star of the cosmos…
790: DOE SOMETHING!!! (Supernova)
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I am the crusader17th January 2001 at 6:23 am #45501MaritasParticipantHere’s two of my all time favourite quotes. I have then taped to my monitor:
Stanley to Kai in Twilight when he tossed the squalker over the edge
” You dumb Stupid Dead Guy !Then Stanley in K-Town ” Yeah, I know, I know, the dead do not get stressed.”
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Maritas 🙂17th January 2001 at 6:23 am #45531MaritasParticipantHere’s two of my all time favourite quotes. I have then taped to my monitor:
Stanley to Kai in Twilight when he tossed the squalker over the edge
” You dumb Stupid Dead Guy !Then Stanley in K-Town ” Yeah, I know, I know, the dead do not get stressed.”
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Maritas 🙂17th January 2001 at 10:49 pm #45502crusaderParticipantI saw 3.1-3 (again) yesterday and rememberd some good there!!!
Bunny: I wont you to put out my fire, Kai.
Fifi: What is that?
Kai: The end of al your problems.
…Almost.790: …And I am a women.
Fifi: That thing?
Kai: Yes.
Fifi: You gotta tutch that?
Kai: Yes.
Fifi: Usch! Well, I serpose I could if I had to.One of my favorite diskushens:
790: I care about mr.Deatholishes.
Xev: But Kai´s a guy and your a guy to.
790: I am not a guy!
Stan: No! He´s a homorobothead.——————
I am the crusader17th January 2001 at 10:49 pm #45532crusaderParticipantI saw 3.1-3 (again) yesterday and rememberd some good there!!!
Bunny: I wont you to put out my fire, Kai.
Fifi: What is that?
Kai: The end of al your problems.
…Almost.790: …And I am a women.
Fifi: That thing?
Kai: Yes.
Fifi: You gotta tutch that?
Kai: Yes.
Fifi: Usch! Well, I serpose I could if I had to.One of my favorite diskushens:
790: I care about mr.Deatholishes.
Xev: But Kai´s a guy and your a guy to.
790: I am not a guy!
Stan: No! He´s a homorobothead.——————
I am the crusader18th January 2001 at 2:23 am #45503NoxParticipantThe potatohoens rocked! Especially when…
Stan: Well…you must be hungry.
All 3: Huh! You bet!I was so sad to see them get killed.
They where so cool. Especially their wives.
Becky Boo, Sally sue and Molly Moo. I just couldnt stop laughing. Or that talkshow scene in “lafftrak”…Hm…I would like to see the morons I know sing the Stanley Tweedle song in a praise to me…hahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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18th January 2001 at 2:23 am #45533NoxParticipantThe potatohoens rocked! Especially when…
Stan: Well…you must be hungry.
All 3: Huh! You bet!I was so sad to see them get killed.
They where so cool. Especially their wives.
Becky Boo, Sally sue and Molly Moo. I just couldnt stop laughing. Or that talkshow scene in “lafftrak”…Hm…I would like to see the morons I know sing the Stanley Tweedle song in a praise to me…hahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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18th January 2001 at 6:03 am #45504AnonymousGuestyou guys are really taking my back and making me crack up all over again and by the way I MISS 790! i want to hear his undying love for kai!or xev or somebody dammit!
18th January 2001 at 6:03 am #45534AnonymousGuestyou guys are really taking my back and making me crack up all over again and by the way I MISS 790! i want to hear his undying love for kai!or xev or somebody dammit!
18th January 2001 at 6:13 am #45505AnonymousGuest“I’ve killed mothers with their babies! I’ve killed great philosophers, proud young warriors [i](or is that worriers [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img])[/i] and revolutionaries. I have killed the good, the evil, the weak AND the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his Predecessors… [b]And apparently, the fun never stops![/b]”
Kai in Wake the Dead.
Wadda cracker! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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[img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/sad-images/sad-sig.gif[/img]18th January 2001 at 6:13 am #45535AnonymousGuest“I’ve killed mothers with their babies! I’ve killed great philosophers, proud young warriors [i](or is that worriers [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img])[/i] and revolutionaries. I have killed the good, the evil, the weak AND the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his Predecessors… [b]And apparently, the fun never stops![/b]”
Kai in Wake the Dead.
Wadda cracker! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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[img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/sad-images/sad-sig.gif[/img]18th January 2001 at 3:11 pm #45506crusaderParticipantYeah!!! I miss 790 to!!!
I he would fall in love with Stan, then we would miss the fun of seing them fighting to!!! But Kai and 790 “love scens” are relly funny to!!!
Kai: 790! You doe not love me. You love Xev.
790: Whos Xev?
Kai: She is a butiefull loveslave.
790: Who cares about a stupid loveslave. You are the man of my dreams.Kai: 790! Doe you love me?
790: Despretly!Kai: It is hot. (Feals Bunnys breasts)
Bunny: Hot…hoter…hotest! (Feals Bunny outher places)
(Shower scen in Gametown)790: I can not chuse one planet over the outher! Im not wierd fore it!
Kai: I wile have to make a random choise.
790: Chuse me! Chuse the robothead!
Kai: I will not make THAT choise.Kai: I came from the sky. From the LEXX. Up there.
May: The comet?
Kai: The LEXX is a very large insect.
May: Oh. (Its not an comet! Just an insect!!! That cracks me up [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] )——————
I am the crusader18th January 2001 at 3:11 pm #45536crusaderParticipantYeah!!! I miss 790 to!!!
I he would fall in love with Stan, then we would miss the fun of seing them fighting to!!! But Kai and 790 “love scens” are relly funny to!!!
Kai: 790! You doe not love me. You love Xev.
790: Whos Xev?
Kai: She is a butiefull loveslave.
790: Who cares about a stupid loveslave. You are the man of my dreams.Kai: 790! Doe you love me?
790: Despretly!Kai: It is hot. (Feals Bunnys breasts)
Bunny: Hot…hoter…hotest! (Feals Bunny outher places)
(Shower scen in Gametown)790: I can not chuse one planet over the outher! Im not wierd fore it!
Kai: I wile have to make a random choise.
790: Chuse me! Chuse the robothead!
Kai: I will not make THAT choise.Kai: I came from the sky. From the LEXX. Up there.
May: The comet?
Kai: The LEXX is a very large insect.
May: Oh. (Its not an comet! Just an insect!!! That cracks me up [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] )——————
I am the crusader18th January 2001 at 5:07 pm #45517AlgazothParticipantFavorite quote of 3 season:
Gondola-guy (to Kai in May): You’re from Girltown, right?Subtle, impossible to figure out before you’ve seen “Girltown”…
those green and yellow feather-boa’s did suit him by the way!And you’re right Sarcasmagoria, Walter Borden’s voice is fantastic!
18th January 2001 at 5:07 pm #45547AlgazothParticipantFavorite quote of 3 season:
Gondola-guy (to Kai in May): You’re from Girltown, right?Subtle, impossible to figure out before you’ve seen “Girltown”…
those green and yellow feather-boa’s did suit him by the way!And you’re right Sarcasmagoria, Walter Borden’s voice is fantastic!
19th January 2001 at 2:40 am #45518NoxParticipantStan: “You need a man a red-hot lovin’ Stan”
790: “you need meee, seven nineteeee, you’re the one for meeee”Zev: 790 don’t you have any feelings for Stan at all?
790: Yes…DISGUST!790:”It’s a trap! A Tweedle trap!”
“…so there is no doubt Stanley Tweedle helped his Shadow to destroy the 100 reform planets.”
Stan: It was not 100! Only 94!Stan: We are minor heretics! Very minor!
Feppo: How do you spell sucker?
His Shadow: Would you like to hear me sing?
(Aaaah! Creepy factor ten!)19th January 2001 at 2:40 am #45548NoxParticipantStan: “You need a man a red-hot lovin’ Stan”
790: “you need meee, seven nineteeee, you’re the one for meeee”Zev: 790 don’t you have any feelings for Stan at all?
790: Yes…DISGUST!790:”It’s a trap! A Tweedle trap!”
“…so there is no doubt Stanley Tweedle helped his Shadow to destroy the 100 reform planets.”
Stan: It was not 100! Only 94!Stan: We are minor heretics! Very minor!
Feppo: How do you spell sucker?
His Shadow: Would you like to hear me sing?
(Aaaah! Creepy factor ten!)19th January 2001 at 2:14 pm #45519crusaderParticipantOK!!! Some more!!! (Im gona whatsch K-town tonight!!! Yahooooo!!!! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] )
The Bunny seduce Kai scenes are alsow funny!!! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img](Cant spell the name)Duce: Fifi!
Fifi: Yeah?
Duce: You are a small minded, self centerd, vendictive, perfely evil humanbeing.
Fifi: Wow! Thats harch.
Duce: But alsow true! Witch is way i like you!Bunny: We´r gona have to swim fore it!
Kai: I can not swim.
Bunny: You cant?
Kai: No! I will not flote.Bunny: Hi, Im Bunny!
790: Hi, Im Bunny! Slut!
(Cracks me up) [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]Bunny: Doe you have a emty stomic to?
Kai: I doe not have a stomic at al.Bunny: I can goe al night to.
Kai: Goe where? (Is he stupid or somthing? Sometimes I wonder [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] )Bunny [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/frown.gif[/img]To Kai) Doe outher parts of you preforme that well?
Xev: No! Outher parts doe not preforme at al! Youl have to get your satesfaction elswhere!
Kai: Likewise, Xev!Rot: Its hard fore me to. But its importent to CUMe to an satesfieng…
Xev: …desision! (Boomtown)One of my big favorites from Boomtown:
May: Nooooargh! (I HATED her)——————
I am the crusader19th January 2001 at 2:14 pm #45549crusaderParticipantOK!!! Some more!!! (Im gona whatsch K-town tonight!!! Yahooooo!!!! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] )
The Bunny seduce Kai scenes are alsow funny!!! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img](Cant spell the name)Duce: Fifi!
Fifi: Yeah?
Duce: You are a small minded, self centerd, vendictive, perfely evil humanbeing.
Fifi: Wow! Thats harch.
Duce: But alsow true! Witch is way i like you!Bunny: We´r gona have to swim fore it!
Kai: I can not swim.
Bunny: You cant?
Kai: No! I will not flote.Bunny: Hi, Im Bunny!
790: Hi, Im Bunny! Slut!
(Cracks me up) [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]Bunny: Doe you have a emty stomic to?
Kai: I doe not have a stomic at al.Bunny: I can goe al night to.
Kai: Goe where? (Is he stupid or somthing? Sometimes I wonder [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] )Bunny [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/frown.gif[/img]To Kai) Doe outher parts of you preforme that well?
Xev: No! Outher parts doe not preforme at al! Youl have to get your satesfaction elswhere!
Kai: Likewise, Xev!Rot: Its hard fore me to. But its importent to CUMe to an satesfieng…
Xev: …desision! (Boomtown)One of my big favorites from Boomtown:
May: Nooooargh! (I HATED her)——————
I am the crusader20th January 2001 at 5:04 am #45520AnonymousGuestNox! “Would you like to hear me sing?” HDS said that?!? OMG, when?! Eew, gettin’ chills just imagining him uttering those words! How could I have missed that? (maybe I was so creeped out I repressed it [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img])
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“Time begins then time ends, and then time begins once again.”20th January 2001 at 5:04 am #45550AnonymousGuestNox! “Would you like to hear me sing?” HDS said that?!? OMG, when?! Eew, gettin’ chills just imagining him uttering those words! How could I have missed that? (maybe I was so creeped out I repressed it [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img])
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“Time begins then time ends, and then time begins once again.”20th January 2001 at 2:30 pm #45521AnonymousInactiveI believe it was the brain in Gigashadow when playing the reformed genocidal maniac.
20th January 2001 at 2:30 pm #45551AnonymousInactiveI believe it was the brain in Gigashadow when playing the reformed genocidal maniac.
22nd January 2001 at 2:47 am #45522crusaderParticipantHmmm! I dont remember that quote!!!
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I am the crusader22nd January 2001 at 2:47 am #45552crusaderParticipantHmmm! I dont remember that quote!!!
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I am the crusader22nd January 2001 at 5:00 am #45523AnonymousGuestYes! Now I remember! That scene when Kai and Xev found it lying on the ground all smooshed up and Kai said, “Divine Shadow; you don’t look so good.” It plum slipped my mind!
22nd January 2001 at 5:00 am #45553AnonymousGuestYes! Now I remember! That scene when Kai and Xev found it lying on the ground all smooshed up and Kai said, “Divine Shadow; you don’t look so good.” It plum slipped my mind!
22nd January 2001 at 2:12 pm #45524crusaderParticipant22nd January 2001 at 2:12 pm #45554crusaderParticipant23rd January 2001 at 6:12 am #45525necroParticipantwhat about….”love leaks puke juice” ???
23rd January 2001 at 6:12 am #45555necroParticipantwhat about….”love leaks puke juice” ???
26th January 2001 at 4:14 pm #45526crusaderParticipantI saw that one last night!!!
Stan was great!!! (Kai to) [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
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I am the crusader26th January 2001 at 4:14 pm #45556crusaderParticipantI saw that one last night!!!
Stan was great!!! (Kai to) [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
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