Happy Birthday Dalektek790!
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Happy B-day!
Yeah, what they said. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Happy birthday, DT. [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
–Aleck
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DT!!!!!
Happy birthday to you,
You like Dr.Who,
You look like the Skeksis,
And you smell like one too [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]Oh ,excuse the mispell, I’ve only seen Dark Crystal once, and I threw that in because you like them [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] (the song was meant to be silly and nice btw [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img])
Happy Birthday Dt…have a good one mate!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Happy Birthday from me as well, DT, and Many Happy Returns…!!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Happy Birthday.
Best blow out the candles before the alien gets twitchy. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Yeah! Happy birthday you ol’ Git!
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Happy, happy from me too! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
elmey
Happy birthday DalekTek!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
May your loins be full of fruit
Happy B-Day Dalektek790!!!
And in celebration I ordered strippers and chip and dales dancers for EVERYBODY!!!
[i]Whips out a roll of single dollar bills.[/i]
WOO-HOO!!!!!!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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“I will make your neck a chalice and drink deep.” -Spike (James Marsters)
“We are the Powerful.” -Lestat
“I will suck every drop of your juice.” -Vlad
happy birthday to you
squashed tomatoes and stew
bread and butter in the gutter
happy birthday to you!!
(and if you’re thinking “huh???” so am i- never got that one as a kid either, we just sang it at each other’s birthdays!)And here I was trying to be good.
Hand over about a hundred of those single bills! Woooo!
This is a little late, but what da hell….
[b]YO DEE TAAY MA MAAAN! HAPPY B’DAY FRIEND![/b]
By the way, how old? 40? 50? 60? [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
[img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] Yeah! We’ve got cake, strippers, and rock n’ roll!! Yeah!!!!!
But where’s Dalektek790? [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img]
Hello? Party? For You. Where is he?Aw, what the hell? Woo-hoo!! Party!!!
[i]Graciously receives lap dance from shapely redhead.[/i] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
Err. Nosferatu, that ‘shapely redhead’ is my drunkard cousin who goes by the name super_joe_yamaman with a rather fetching wig and fake boobs [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] .
[img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] lol!
[img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_redface.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] GAH!! GROSS![img]images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img] GRRRRRRRRRR!!!
[i]Nosferatu blood rages and chases transvestite Super_Joe around the Pub with a battle axe.[/i]
LOL! [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
I’m sure Dalek would appreciate the wacky birthday party [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
MINE TOO!! Of course I don’t have red hair….. but still, better a brunette with real boobs than Super_Joe in drag with a red wig……… [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
Yeah, I want to check out if what I’m seeing is real; hand over a few of those ones; it’s time for a little show and tell.
Speaking of tell, did I ever tell you about the time I went to a club to see a show with male strippers and they were so desperate for money they lapped danced even though they were not supposed to do it. i felt sorry for the guy more than it was a turn on for me so I handed him the money and told him to try elsewhere. [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]
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