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Happy B-day!
Yeah, what they said.
Happy birthday, DT.
–Aleck
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DT!!!!!
Happy birthday to you,
You like Dr.Who,
You look like the Skeksis,
And you smell like one tooOh ,excuse the mispell, I’ve only seen Dark Crystal once, and I threw that in because you like them
(the song was meant to be silly and nice btw 
)Happy Birthday Dt…have a good one mate!!!
Squishy
Happy Birthday from me as well, DT, and Many Happy Returns…!!!!
Happy Birthday.
Best blow out the candles before the alien gets twitchy.
Yeah! Happy birthday you ol’ Git!
Happy, happy from me too!
elmey
Happy birthday DalekTek!!!
May your loins be full of fruit
Happy B-Day Dalektek790!!!
And in celebration I ordered strippers and chip and dales dancers for EVERYBODY!!!
Whips out a roll of single dollar bills.
WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!
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“I will make your neck a chalice and drink deep.” -Spike (James Marsters)
“We are the Powerful.” -Lestat
“I will suck every drop of your juice.” -Vlad
happy birthday to you
squashed tomatoes and stew
bread and butter in the gutter
happy birthday to you!!
(and if you’re thinking “huh???” so am i- never got that one as a kid either, we just sang it at each other’s birthdays!)And here I was trying to be good.
Hand over about a hundred of those single bills! Woooo!
This is a little late, but what da hell….
YO DEE TAAY MA MAAAN! HAPPY B’DAY FRIEND!
By the way, how old? 40? 50? 60?
Yeah! We’ve got cake, strippers, and rock n’ roll!! Yeah!!!!!But where’s Dalektek790?
Hello? Party? For You. Where is he?Aw, what the hell? Woo-hoo!! Party!!!
Graciously receives lap dance from shapely redhead.
Err. Nosferatu, that ‘shapely redhead’ is my drunkard cousin who goes by the name super_joe_yamaman with a rather fetching wig and fake boobs
. lol!
GAH!! GROSS!
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!Nosferatu blood rages and chases transvestite Super_Joe around the Pub with a battle axe.
LOL!
I’m sure Dalek would appreciate the wacky birthday party
MINE TOO!! Of course I don’t have red hair….. but still, better a brunette with real boobs than Super_Joe in drag with a red wig………
Yeah, I want to check out if what I’m seeing is real; hand over a few of those ones; it’s time for a little show and tell.
Speaking of tell, did I ever tell you about the time I went to a club to see a show with male strippers and they were so desperate for money they lapped danced even though they were not supposed to do it. i felt sorry for the guy more than it was a turn on for me so I handed him the money and told him to try elsewhere.
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