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Today (tomorrow for some of you) is the 97 anniversary of Theodor Geisel AKA DR Seuss, the author with whom the western world learned to rhyme and speak nonsense. Post any inane ramblings you wish.
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Studies show that alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug-burns to the forehead.Ach, horrid man.. thankfully someone borrowed our Seuss video and never returned it.
As a tribute:
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Here’s an easy game to play.
Here’s an easy thing to say.If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort.
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash.
Then your siutation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!You can’t say this?
What a shame, sir!
We’ll find you
another game, sir!If the label on the cable on the table at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side affects of Gauss,
So your icons in the windows are so wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC.
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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