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Is it OK if I post a few puns here?

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  • 8th April 2002 at 9:16 am #38643
    SadGeezer
    Keymaster

    Kewl, thanks.

    I hear the original NY baseball team was made up of dentists who played
    ball in their spare time. This is where the team name came from …
    Yankees.

    What does it mean when you see thirty rabbits in a row and they are all
    marching backwards?
    A receding hareline.

    What did one chick say to the other when it found some citrus food in
    their nest?
    Look at the orange Mama laid.

    How do chickens start a race?
    From scratch

    Why are some cattle heretical?
    Because they are burned at the steak.

    What do you call a group of Australians in line for grilled steak?
    A barbie queue.

    *groan* and on that note, I shall depart the puns for today.

    9th April 2002 at 2:03 am #63177
    Anonymous
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    What do you call a group of Australians in line for grilled steak?
    A barbie queue.

    That’s my fave. It’s really good.

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