Kai Kaption Speaking Parts
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Lubka, doll that she is says I can use what ever I want. So I am going to put one up here for a bit and we can post kaptions directly to the Board. When we are tired of that, I will swap pics and start over. sound like a winner?
[img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/SpeakingpParts070.jpg[/img]Don’t forget your raffle tickets. Time is running out for Lexx. http://www.thefrey.com/images/KaiUpsideLogo.jpg
Being more than a little bored, Michael ponders how he would look in a pair of Mary Janes. – theFrey
(1) Is this…really…my…slipper?
(2) From now on, when somebody watches LEXX, this shoe will crush a flower !
(3) Lana gave me these. And I don’t wanna wear the stupid red boots Lois gave me. (MM looks like Tom Welling on Smallville–both are ~way~ older than hi school students)
1) Alas poor Loafer, I knew him well Horacio.
2) I sold my hair and all I got was this silly shoe.
[quote=”LexxLurker”]1) Alas poor Loafer, I knew him well ?….[/quote]
Pffftttttt You realize the bard is rolling over in his grave right now don’t you? 😉
“If the shoe fits, can I be Cinderella?”
“He has given us a sign, he has given us his shoe!” (Monty Python’s Life of Brian)
Actually the first one I thought of was “Alas poor shoe,” but since a better variation on that is taken, how about:
“Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your shoes” (best Bard reference I could think up *groan* 🙄
“Aha! So that’s how long a foot is!”
“I sold my sole to the devil, what frickin’ good is a shoe without a sole?!”
“Time Prophet, how am I supposed to click my heels together if I only have one shoe?”
i am greatly frightened by his resemblance to rik mayall in this pic… 😯
*ahem*
[i]* Michael, tired of the life of an actor, gives it all up for the wonderful fullfillment of being a shoe salesman…[/i]
[quote=”elfie”]i am greatly frightened by his resemblance to rik mayall in this pic… 😯
*ahem*
[i]* Michael, tired of the life of an actor, gives it all up for the wonderful fullfillment of being a shoe salesman…[/i][/quote]
*snicker* too too bad 😀
Al Mcmanus? Well they did have a Brud on the show, is that close enough to Bud?
Well, Xev is a little like Peggy — always begging for [b]it[/b]. 😉 heh heh
MM in “My Left Foot”
Or
MM in “The Man with one Brown Shoe”
Or
MM as Al Bundy
[quote=”LexxLurker”]1) Alas poor Loafer, I knew him well Horacio.
[/quote]“”I kissed these feet I know not how often”
[quote=”nursewhen”]But Madam! This is a designer shoe! Madam is not supposed to WALK in it![/quote]
Is that what I have been doing wrong!!?? Who knew you couldn’t actaully walk in the darn things. Although…. I have seen bathing suits that can’t be used in water…. go figure. 🙂
[quote=”HisDivineShadow”][quote=”LexxLurker”]1) Alas poor Loafer, I knew him well Horacio.
[/quote]“”I kissed these feet I know not how often”[/quote]
LOL. I actually did have more to that, but figured the groans would be audible heh.
ok here goes:
Alas poor Loafer, I knew him Horacio. A shoe of infinite leather, of most excellent scent. He hath borne me on my foot a thousand times, and now YE GADS what a stench! Here hung the laces, now freyed(pun intended). Where be your tongue now? Now get you to Xevs chamber, and tell her, let her cobble, to this favor she will come. Prithee Horacio tell me one thing, where is the nearest shoe store?
MM: Where in the hell did they get this waitress from????
When I ordered Hush Puppies, I meant those little fried batter
things!!!!!!MM: As soon as I saw her jump from the bridge, I panicked and
grabbed her foot and well…………!!!!!!MM: MM in “The Frank Sinatra Story” Shoe-Be-Do-Be-Doooooo!!
MM: There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory and 1,000 soles
were lost, and here’s the heel that started it!!! (From I Love
Lucy show)(1) I will pour wine into this shoe. I will offer it to her. If she drinks from it then I know she is a Kai drooler. I will leave immediately.
(2)To shoe or not to shoe. That is the question.
(3)Women should be like shoes. Long tongued (ahem) 😳 , well heeled, good body and form, quiet, and will walk away when the relationship is old and worn out. Yes, women should be like shoes.
(Michael trying to convince himself) I *AM* beautiful enough to wear these shoes!
[color=violet]MM: “Egoyan’s crazy if he thinks I’m gonna wear these shoes…YeGads! How far is he gonna push it? He’s already got me in this hideous wig! And he has the nerve to tell me it’s not something the hairdresser picked up off the side of the road on the way to the set! What’s that smell?!”[/color]
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