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  • #39961
    theFrey
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    [size=18]Screw the ‘dead do nots’, come hither baby!! – theFrey

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    #71336
    KarubaLuna
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    *Karuba bites the carpet*

    THUD

    #71337
    Jhevz
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    [quote=”thefrey”][img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/Lexx414_0181.JPG[/img]

    [size=18]Screw the ‘dead do nots’, come hither baby!! – theFrey

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    Hi Frey,
    `arhhhhhhhh, I think I am going to be sick’, says Kai to himself, trying very hard not to toss his cookies; `I thought the dead do not toss cookies or throw up.’

    Your Friend,
    Jhevz 😉

    #71341
    Dee
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    [quote=”thefrey”][img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/Lexx414_0181.JPG[/img]

    [size=18]Screw the ‘dead do nots’, come hither baby!! – theFrey

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    :: Kai looks into the camera as he poses for the upcoming 2005 Hot Assassins of The Dark Zone calendar ::

    Photographer: Com’on Kai, work it baby! Show us that hot pout.. Your feeling oh so sexy after a few fresh kills via brace.

    Kai: The dead do not work it baby.

    Kai: The dead do not feel sexy.

    Photographer: Whatever you say love.. Just make ’em drool for ya 😉

    Kai: The dead….

    😈 🙄 😆

    #71345
    ilyekkakai
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    [img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/Lexx414_0181.JPG[/img]

    [color=red]Awww …do I [i]have[/i] to come in.. [i]now[/i]?!?
    ..me and my lil friends were’nt done playing yet…*pouts* [/color]

    #71346
    pinhead
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    “Hmm, I thought that only kittens died when I did that.”

    #71351
    ilyekkakai
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    [quote=”pinhead”][img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/Lexx414_0181.JPG[/img]

    “Hmm, I thought that only kittens died when I did that.”[/quote]

    😈 😉 😆 😆 😆

    #71402
    Quosh
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    I must stop using my brace to cut the grass, I keep killing all my neighbours.

    #71438
    iStan
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    The dead [b]do[/b] stop and smell the pansies.

    or:

    I really shouldn’t have eaten those bean burritos.

    #71441
    Lois_Lane
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    Stanly, let Xev be kidnapped, this time I…do….[i]want[/i]….to finish my decomposition.

    #71472
    DennisMoore
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    Waking up on a stranger’s front lawn… always the sign of a BIG night out…

    #71473
    DennisMoore
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    [quote=”thefrey”][img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/Lexx414_0181.JPG[/img][/quote]
    *Guy passes out on the lawn behind Kai*
    Kai: Sorry. The dead do not process food to well.

    #71525
    streudel
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    Kai in grumpy old man voice: I told you dadburned kids ta git off’n my lawn or there’d be trouble!

    *Kai falls prey to a Grampa Simpsonesque narcoleptic episode before he can go back inside to catch the rest of Matlock*

    #71630
    kog
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    [quote=”streudel”][img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/Lexx414_0181.JPG[/img]

    Kai “the dead should not have smoked that bong” *passes out*

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