No sorry, missed it. ๐ theSpouse is not big on porn, except for what appears on showtime while he is sleeping in front of the tv.
Of course to be fair, he also wakes up to spanish variety shows and religious programing. Which is what happens when you change channels in your sleep.
Well, it’s not really porn, its the basic Cinemax variety, and has been on Cinemax quite a bit lately.
I hate when you change channels in your sleep… you wake up and are like, ‘How the hell did I get here?”
DILDO SAGGINS – I don’t know, Smirnof. I’m not noble… or pure. I’ve stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!
SMIRNOF – Dildo, everyone pisses in the shower.
It must also give him strange dreams. ;D Since he is not sleeping really sound to start with, and then the tv intrudes into his subconsious. And he sometimes wakes up with !!! what !! wild eyes, looks around… oh, I was asleep.