My Favorite Sith (lyrics) + Hot Jedi (mp3)

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    pet
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    (To My Favorite Things— The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews. You know it. You know you do…. 😉 )

    I’d single-handedly capture a Wookie
    Just for the chance at a little Darth nookie.
    I’d convince rebels the Deathstar’s a myth.
    That’s what I’d do to do my favorite Sith.

    I’d live life naked if he was my Master.
    I’d learn how to remove codpieces faster.
    I’d make him lose his mechanical breath.
    That’s what I’d do to do my favorite Sith.

    I’d test lightsabers on Tattooine peasants.
    I wouldn’t cower at cyborg-tumescence.
    I’d be the one he’d rule galaxies with.
    That’s what I’d do to do my favorite Sith.

    When he chokes ’em
    With his cloak on
    When he’s gone quite mad…
    I simply send thoughts to my favorite Sith–
    Choose me! I could be so bad!

    🙄

    Oh, and here: The Jedi is Hot (mp3– temporary file– get it while you can) Some of you may need to cut and paste the link if you get bumped to my main page. 646kb

    BCNU!
    Pet

    #74995
    Anonymous
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    😆

    #75028
    theFrey
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    Hummm, Jedi humor is on various sites. I liked this one. 😀

    I’d like to rule
    the universe
    in perfect Tryanny

    I’d like to buy
    myself a coke
    then kill democracy!

    P.s. Pet… the avatar…. thou art a sick puppy. 😉

    #75029
    pet
    Participant

    Hummm, Jedi humor is on various sites. I liked this one. 😀

    I’d like to rule
    the universe
    in perfect Tryanny

    I’d like to buy
    myself a coke
    then kill democracy!

    I like that one, too. 🙂

    P.s. Pet… the avatar…. thou art a sick puppy. 😉

    Yes, yes I am. 😀 The girls at Do Me Anakin are nicking it like Jawas. 😆

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