Naked Gun Number 6!!!
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11th June 2003 at 11:51 am #39228
(I wanted to wait to get permission from the Frey to play with this, but I’m too excited and I don’t think she’ll mind! So, with many apologies to the Frey for taking this idea for the moment….)
The First and Only Prisoner Caption Quasi-contest!
This is Patrick McGoohan in a piped jacket at a carnival shooting booth with Leslie Nielsen. Can it get any better than that?! 😆
Winner recieves 2400 credit units. With those and a dollar you provide you can get a dollar’s worth of quarters at your local change machine! (Or about $1.61 pounds sterling at the moment…)
Any thoughts as to the conversation they’re having?
<“Airplane” pun bait>
Surely someone can come up with a whole script for this, not just a caption.
</ “Airplane” pun bait> 😉
Pet;D11th June 2003 at 5:52 pm #66633AnonymousInactive
No. 6 (aiming at No. 2): “For the last time, whose side are you on?”
No. 2: “The wrong side, of the barrel that is, apparently.”
(A most threatening No. 6 tightens his grip on the trigger)
No. 2: “All right! I’ll tell you every…”
Lt. Frank Drebin: “Shoot, these fri… (loud bang) Ah, I mean shoot as in damn, these fried shrimp are too salty; trade you for your hamburger.”12th June 2003 at 1:17 am #66636FatguyParticipant
Number Six: “Oh Leslie – your such a bore…..
Leslie: How so?
Number Six: Everyone always aims at the bouncing clown heads…..but I prefer to aim at the attendant in the booth – Gets me a stuffed animal every time…..
P.S. Hope that was not the actual text in the show…..my memory fails me….. – Maurice.15th June 2003 at 1:50 pm #66671AnonymousInactive
“Ha, ha, ha, my gun is bigger than yours!” 😉
Okay, the gun doesn’t really show up that well, but it is a big gun.
Pet, I was wondering where your pic comes from. I know that McGooohan and Nielsen were in a Columbo episode together… ❓
Here’s another caption:
No. 6: Where am I, what do you want, whose side are you on, who are you, who is Number One?!
Lt. Drebin: You idiot! First detective rule: It’s shoot first, ask questions later.16th June 2003 at 3:10 am #66677
That is a mighty big gun….! 😀
It’s from the Columbo episode “Identity Crisis”. McGoohan and Neilsen play secret agents, and when Neilsen (“Geronimo”) winds up dead, Columbo suspects McGoohan (“Colorado”).
I believe there are 4 “Be Seeing You”‘s in it, but I haven’t really counted…. McGoohan directed it and Falk is a Prisoner fan, so there are more bits and pieces in it that are kind of funny. (Not as funny as this picture of No 6 with Frank Drebbin).
Did find out there’s a real Mrs. Columbo, as someone else witnesses a conversation between Columbo and his wife, so that mystery is solved… 😉
(His performance in “By Dawn’s Early Light” was much better, BTW… that’s the one he won an Emmy for, not this one.)
Pet;D16th June 2003 at 4:50 am #66680AnonymousGuest
Drebin to No. 6:
“Listen… whatever you said your name was…. you’ve got to stop taking things so SERIOUSLY. You realize this is only a game and you’re firing BLANKS. Um, that’s not to say I’m casting aspersions on your manhood … It’s not like a know you that well….18th June 2003 at 9:53 pm #66731
😆 (snicker) 😆9th March 2004 at 9:00 pm #70257AnonymousInactive
“So that’s where minute steaks come from!”
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