Ok Rimmer WINS! contest now open to rest of Characters

[Hollydays]

We have had some discussion about the shaggability of the other RD characters. Your choice: Cat, Kryten, Holly, Talkie Toaster

I can’t believe no one picked Lister!

[Anonymous]

WHAT ABOUT HOLLISTER?!?! Don’t tell me I’m the only one with a fat balding git fetish… Just kidding… but I always thought Talkie sounded a bit like a girl! Holly – well, cute though he is, he’s just a head. Plus, he’s computer senile, and once underwent a head sex-change operation. Cat’s kinda vain, but SIX NIPPLES! Kryten’s got his groinal attachment – PWHOAR – plus he likes to clean. He’s the perfect man.

[Anonymous]

It has to be Pete Tranters sister. She’s a TOTAL siren!

[Anonymous]

I think that Hollister is cute, LOVE that bald head!

[Anonymous]

I’m surprised no-one’s mentioned the strikingly handsome Todhunter

Wouldn’t kick him out of bed…

Ruth – TORDFC
http://www.tordfc.co.uk

[Anonymous]

I’d shag killcrazy………something about redheads……….:P

[Anonymous]

What about Petersen? Mmm, love that accent!

[Anonymous]

Yes ,Petersen too, but ooOOoooo what about Warden Ackerman! I LOVE men in uniform. And I REALLY like older bald guys with authority!

[Anonymous]

Wake up little girls, if its anyone who is the most shaggable it has to be the Lister off the alt. universe that K.C. comes back from. A man you can go shoe shoping with!!!
He cooks and cleans….makes me wet!

[Anonymous]

OK, nobody wants to see Lister in the buff, or even come close enough to smell him, but Kochanski’s talk about “amasing sex” is intriguing…
Still, you have to be a GELF, I guess.

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