Poll: Contest for Kai mug, pick the winner!

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  • #40041
    pet
    Participant

    Hey,

    I found some more Lexx stuff I want to get rid of, so here’s my first contest giveaway:

    Best haiku or Roses-are-red type poem (or other) on the subject of Lexx vs. Trek gets Mr. Pet’s Kill a Trekkie Kai mug, only used for pens, never coffee.

    Now, I like Trek, but this is for a Kill a Trekkie Kai mug, so it’s okay ta be bad, nowamsane?

    Public opinion may influence my decision, so you are welcome to discuss. I’ll ship worldwide and I don’t have to know you, you just have to be willing to privately give me a mailing address at the end. (A mailing address, it doesn’t have to be YOUR mailing address if you’re uncomfortable.) It will be registered as a gift on a customs form. Be sure you are allowed to import mugs.

    Feel free to tell the peeps at lexxfans.com, but the poems have to be posted here to be considered because I’m not registered over there. If you want to remain anonymous and have someone else post it, cool beans. Contest ends July 3, decision made July 4.

    Good luck! Very good luck!

    Pet

    #72214
    theFrey
    Participant

    There once was a dead assassin named Kai.

    Who with Lexx, Xev and Stanley did fly.

    Then they met Captain Kirk.

    He’s a bit of a jerk.

    With pickup lines even Xev wouldn’t buy.

    Limerick anyone?

    #72229
    Barabbas
    Participant

    Kai, needs revenge now.
    There is an Away Party,
    He uses his brace.

    —–How many times can I enter—–
    That’s my haiku

    #72230
    theFrey
    Participant

    Well since she didn’t say one entry per person, I am already thinking about the sequel to mine. 😀

    #72233
    pet
    Participant

    Hey, enter as many times as you like, that’s cool with me. 😀

    #72236
    nursewhen
    Participant

    Xev sent James Kirk a letter,
    And he decided to ‘vet’ her
    He finally agreed
    and had to concede
    That her prime directive was better.

    #72240
    lexxrobotech
    Participant

    Kirk needed a rev
    so he stalked after Zev
    put his fazer on stun
    had his fun
    said g’bye
    and was killed by Kai

    #72246
    theFrey
    Participant

    Kai, needs revenge now.
    There is an Away Party,
    He uses his brace.

    You should aways avoid wear-ing a red shirt,
    Kai stalks then as they lay in the dirt.
    All the ones weari-ng blue,
    checked the script for a clue,
    sur-round-ed xev and pro-ceeded to flirt.

    #72325
    pet
    Participant

    Contest ends July 3, decision made July 4.

    Pet

    Now, what the hell made me decide to end this contest the day my ISP does their “holiday upgrade” 🙄 ? I’ve spent the last two days watching “This page is unavailable offline… blasablasa” while I was already connected. And I notice they are blocking certain phrases and my POP3 port again, which means some local loudmouth using the internet as a babysitter found porn and blamed the ISP. 😡

    At least they’ve never reenacted the “flesh-tone filter”.

    Anyway, Mr. Pet (who IS registered at lexxfans, d’oh! 😳 ) and I each narrowed it down to a favorite but couldn’t get any further, so I’m putting up a poll for the final two, just to up the suspense…. 😉

    Each of the following showed up on both of our lists:

    Barabbas’ Kaiku
    and
    Nursewhen’s Limerick

    (both seen above in their entirety)

    So, waddoya think?

    Pet

    #72328
    nursewhen
    Participant

    Yikes!
    I only entered the contest for fun!

    As I’m not a collector of memorabilia, I’d like to bow out if I may, but I’m glad you enjoyed the limerick. 😀

    #72333
    nursewhen
    Participant

    Oops, another has just popped out 😯

    Trekkies be alert
    Make most careful choice of shirt
    Don’t make Kai see red

    #72334
    theFrey
    Participant

    Yes!!! Love it. The Red Shirt, the most feared item in all of trek-dom. 😀

    #72335
    theFrey
    Participant

    Yikes!
    I only entered the contest for fun!

    As I’m not a collector of memorabilia, I’d like to bow out if I may, but I’m glad you enjoyed the limerick. 😀

    So? If you win give it to the person who begs the best, or has the most pitiful story, or is the first to email you saying “Me me me!” 😀

    #72338
    Jhevz
    Participant

    Hi Fellow Lexxians,
    I picked Xev sends a letter to Kirk because I think that would look good on a mug; also, because it would be funny to drink from a mug with that saying, since I’m both a Trekkie (long before it was called Trekker) & a Lexxian. It would be a great travel mug since I’ll be going to DC, Labour Day Weekend & be spending my 40th birthday in Toronto. I don’t care which colour the mug is, but it would be fun on a red, purple or pink mug.

    Lexxians Unite,
    Jhevz 😉

    #72363
    pet
    Participant

    Yikes!
    I only entered the contest for fun!

    As I’m not a collector of memorabilia, I’d like to bow out if I may, but I’m glad you enjoyed the limerick. 😀

    Ah, well, then we’ll just quietly let this fizzle out to the end of the poll…. 😉

    If you enter and win the Xev poster (coming soon!), you can pick someone to ship to, if that’s cool with you…. I’m gonna say this one should probably go to Barabbas since The Frey can get a Kai mug any time she wants. 8)

    Pet

    #72365
    nursewhen
    Participant

    I’m gonna say this one should probably go to Barabbas since The Frey can get a Kai mug any time she wants. 8)

    Pet

    No Question, Barabbas won the poll regardless of my dithering.

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