Poll: Contest for Kai mug, pick the winner!

[pet]

Hey,

I found some more Lexx stuff I want to get rid of, so here’s my first contest giveaway:

Best haiku or Roses-are-red type poem (or other) on the subject of Lexx vs. Trek gets Mr. Pet’s Kill a Trekkie Kai mug, only used for pens, never coffee.

Now, I like Trek, but this is for a Kill a Trekkie Kai mug, so it’s okay ta be bad, nowamsane?

Public opinion may influence my decision, so you are welcome to discuss. I’ll ship worldwide and I don’t have to know you, you just have to be willing to privately give me a mailing address at the end. (A mailing address, it doesn’t have to be YOUR mailing address if you’re uncomfortable.) It will be registered as a gift on a customs form. Be sure you are allowed to import mugs.

Feel free to tell the peeps at lexxfans.com, but the poems have to be posted here to be considered because I’m not registered over there. If you want to remain anonymous and have someone else post it, cool beans. Contest ends July 3, decision made July 4.

Good luck! Very good luck!

Pet

[theFrey]

There once was a dead assassin named Kai.

Who with Lexx, Xev and Stanley did fly.

Then they met Captain Kirk.

He’s a bit of a jerk.

With pickup lines even Xev wouldn’t buy.

Limerick anyone?

[Barabbas]

Kai, needs revenge now.
There is an Away Party,
He uses his brace.

—–How many times can I enter—–
That’s my haiku

[theFrey]

Well since she didn’t say one entry per person, I am already thinking about the sequel to mine. 😀

[pet]

Hey, enter as many times as you like, that’s cool with me. 😀

[nursewhen]

Xev sent James Kirk a letter,
And he decided to ‘vet’ her
He finally agreed
and had to concede
That her prime directive was better.

[lexxrobotech]

Kirk needed a rev
so he stalked after Zev
put his fazer on stun
had his fun
said g’bye
and was killed by Kai

[theFrey]

Barabbas wrote:

Kai, needs revenge now.
There is an Away Party,
He uses his brace.

You should aways avoid wear-ing a red shirt,
Kai stalks then as they lay in the dirt.
All the ones weari-ng blue,
checked the script for a clue,
sur-round-ed xev and pro-ceeded to flirt.

[pet]

pet wrote:

Contest ends July 3, decision made July 4.

Pet

Now, what the hell made me decide to end this contest the day my ISP does their “holiday upgrade” 🙄 ? I’ve spent the last two days watching “This page is unavailable offline… blasablasa” while I was already connected. And I notice they are blocking certain phrases and my POP3 port again, which means some local loudmouth using the internet as a babysitter found porn and blamed the ISP. 😡

At least they’ve never reenacted the “flesh-tone filter”.

Anyway, Mr. Pet (who IS registered at lexxfans, d’oh! 😳 ) and I each narrowed it down to a favorite but couldn’t get any further, so I’m putting up a poll for the final two, just to up the suspense…. 😉

Each of the following showed up on both of our lists:

Barabbas’ Kaiku
and
Nursewhen’s Limerick

(both seen above in their entirety)

So, waddoya think?

Pet

[nursewhen]

Yikes!
I only entered the contest for fun!

As I’m not a collector of memorabilia, I’d like to bow out if I may, but I’m glad you enjoyed the limerick. 😀

[nursewhen]

Oops, another has just popped out 😯

Trekkies be alert
Make most careful choice of shirt
Don’t make Kai see red

[theFrey]

Yes!!! Love it. The Red Shirt, the most feared item in all of trek-dom. 😀

[theFrey]

nursewhen wrote:

Yikes!
I only entered the contest for fun!

As I’m not a collector of memorabilia, I’d like to bow out if I may, but I’m glad you enjoyed the limerick. 😀

So? If you win give it to the person who begs the best, or has the most pitiful story, or is the first to email you saying “Me me me!” 😀

[Jhevz]

Hi Fellow Lexxians,
I picked Xev sends a letter to Kirk because I think that would look good on a mug; also, because it would be funny to drink from a mug with that saying, since I’m both a Trekkie (long before it was called Trekker) & a Lexxian. It would be a great travel mug since I’ll be going to DC, Labour Day Weekend & be spending my 40th birthday in Toronto. I don’t care which colour the mug is, but it would be fun on a red, purple or pink mug.

Lexxians Unite,
Jhevz 😉

[pet]

nursewhen wrote:

Yikes!
I only entered the contest for fun!

As I’m not a collector of memorabilia, I’d like to bow out if I may, but I’m glad you enjoyed the limerick. 😀

Ah, well, then we’ll just quietly let this fizzle out to the end of the poll…. 😉

If you enter and win the Xev poster (coming soon!), you can pick someone to ship to, if that’s cool with you…. I’m gonna say this one should probably go to Barabbas since The Frey can get a Kai mug any time she wants. 8)

Pet

[nursewhen]

pet wrote:

I’m gonna say this one should probably go to Barabbas since The Frey can get a Kai mug any time she wants. 8)

Pet

No Question, Barabbas won the poll regardless of my dithering.

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