Prisoner Humor.
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Ok Prisoner fans – I will leave the disposition of this thread up to our moderator Logan – as to whether or not the thread belongs here or in the jokes forum. I vote here as Prisoner jokes are funny only to Prisoner fans (and you will see why). The choice is yours Logan and I will abide by your well thought out decision. Here we go:
Question: Why did the Prisoner cross the street?
Answer: That would be telling…..
HeheheehHahahahah!!!!!!!
Maurice
KNock…..Knock.
Who is there?
Number 1.
Number 1 – who?
Number 1.
HohohoHehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!
Maurice
Actually I think THIS would be funnier:
*Knock, knock*
Who’s there?
Number 1.
Number 1 who?
YOU are Number 6!
😆 😆 😆
MM
[quote=”Fatguy”]KNock…..Knock.
Who is there?
Number 1.
Number 1 – who?
Number 1.
HohohoHehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!
Maurice[/quote]
Q: What’s short, balding, and wears a bow-tie?
A: I don’t know, but it’s crawling up your leg.
Fatguy: If it’s Prisoner or Prisoner related, then here is generally the best place. Just bear in mind when composing your jokes that “Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself.” 😉
That’s true, Logan, but at least Fatguy isn’t being UNMUTUAL!!!
😯You’re right Micro, and I’ve had [i]A Change of Mind[/i] — think the “questions” joke needs a little [i]instant[/i] jovial [i]conversion[/i] ;):
[i]Knock, knock[/i].
Who’s there?
[i]Questions are a burden to others.[/i]
Questions are a burden to others who?
[i]Answers a prison for oneself.[/i] 😉 😛Q: What do you call the Village band on a bad day?
A: Disharmonious. *groan* 🙂Ah, but we’re all [i]Living in Harmony[/i] here. 😀
😆 Disharmonious 😆
That’s a GREAT ONE, Logan!!!!!
That deserves some kind of award…..
(Micro gives Logan a #1 badge)
😉
Question: What is the difference between Rover and a bouncing weather balloon?
Answer: ATTITUDE!!!!!
P.S. – Sorry Logan for the all caps.; I had to express myself…..heheheheheeheHEheheheehe…..
LOL Thanks Micro! And speaking of The Village Band, I wonder if it would be more appropriate to call ourselves [i]Prisoners[/i] or [i]The Village People[/i]? 😛
And Fatguy, whenever expressing yourself in all-caps it should be done with “attitude”. 😉 And anyway, when “inspiration” comes a knockin… [color=orange]Orange Alert![/color] It’s time for another knock, knock joke!
[i]Knock, knock.[/i]
Who’s there?
[i]Banana Alert.[/i]
Banana Alert who?
[i]Knock, knock.[/i]
Who’s there?
[i]Banana Alert?[/i]
Banana Alert who?
[i]Knock, knock.[/i]
Who’s there?
[i]Orange Alert.[/i]
Orange Alert?! 😯
[i][b]Orange[/b] you glad I didn’t say Banana Alert?[/i]Hmm, I guess after this joke I’ll have to hand that badge back… 😳
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