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Ok Prisoner fans – I will leave the disposition of this thread up to our moderator Logan – as to whether or not the thread belongs here or in the jokes forum. I vote here as Prisoner jokes are funny only to Prisoner fans (and you will see why). The choice is yours Logan and I will abide by your well thought out decision. Here we go:
Question: Why did the Prisoner cross the street?
Answer: That would be telling…..
HeheheehHahahahah!!!!!!!
Maurice
KNock…..Knock.
Who is there?
Number 1.
Number 1 – who?
Number 1.
HohohoHehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!
Maurice
Actually I think THIS would be funnier:
*Knock, knock*
Who’s there?
Number 1.
Number 1 who?
YOU are Number 6!
😆 😆 😆
MM
Fatguy wrote:KNock…..Knock.
Who is there?
Number 1.
Number 1 – who?
Number 1.
HohohoHehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!
Maurice
Q: What’s short, balding, and wears a bow-tie?
A: I don’t know, but it’s crawling up your leg.
Fatguy: If it’s Prisoner or Prisoner related, then here is generally the best place. Just bear in mind when composing your jokes that “Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself.” 😉
That’s true, Logan, but at least Fatguy isn’t being UNMUTUAL!!!
😯You’re right Micro, and I’ve had A Change of Mind — think the “questions” joke needs a little instant jovial conversion ;):
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Questions are a burden to others.
Questions are a burden to others who?
Answers a prison for oneself. 😉 😛Q: What do you call the Village band on a bad day?
A: Disharmonious. *groan* 🙂Ah, but we’re all Living in Harmony here. 😀
😆 Disharmonious 😆
That’s a GREAT ONE, Logan!!!!!
That deserves some kind of award…..
(Micro gives Logan a #1 badge)
😉
Question: What is the difference between Rover and a bouncing weather balloon?
Answer: ATTITUDE!!!!!
P.S. – Sorry Logan for the all caps.; I had to express myself…..heheheheheeheHEheheheehe…..
LOL Thanks Micro! And speaking of The Village Band, I wonder if it would be more appropriate to call ourselves Prisoners or The Village People? 😛
And Fatguy, whenever expressing yourself in all-caps it should be done with “attitude”. 😉 And anyway, when “inspiration” comes a knockin… Orange Alert! It’s time for another knock, knock joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana Alert.
Banana Alert who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana Alert?
Banana Alert who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange Alert.
Orange Alert?! 😯
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana Alert?Hmm, I guess after this joke I’ll have to hand that badge back… 😳
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