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Okay, so its not TV sci-fi but Ive just seen the new “Clone Wars” trailer for Star Wars Episode II and it looks fantastic. The epic scale, the effects, the battles. I cant wait till May! (anyone know the date for the UK release?)
Send In The Clones
by Perry N’KwomoIsn’t it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
you in mid-air.
Where are the clones?Isn’t it bliss?
Don’t you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
one who can’t move.
Where are the clones?
There ought to be clones.Just when I’d stopped
opening doors,
finally knowing
the one that I wanted was yours,
Making my entrance again,
with my usual flair,
Sure of my lines,
no one is there.Don’t you love farce?
My fault, I fear.
I thought that you’d want what I want –
sorry, my dear.
And where are the clones?
Quick, send in the clones.
Don’t bother, they’re here.Isn’t it rich?
Isn’t it queer?
Losing my timing this late
in my career?
And where are the clones?
There ought to be clones.
Well, maybe next year…Somebody stop me!
Stop (by the spice girls)
You just walk in, I make you smile,
It cool but you don’t even know me,
You take an inch, I run a mile,
Can’t win you’re always right behind meAnd we know that you could go and find some other,
Take or leave it or just don’t even bother,
caught in a craze, it’s just a phase,
Or will this be around foreverDon’t you know it’s going too fast,
Racing so hard you know it won’t last,
Don’t you know, what can’t you see,
Slow it down, read the sign, so you know just where you are goingStop right Now Thank you very much,
I need somebody with the human touch,
Hey you you always on the run,
Gotta slow down baby, got have some funDo Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do
Always be together,
Ba da Ba Ba
Ba da Ba Ba
Ba da Ba Ba
Stay that way foreverAnd we know that you could go and find some other,
Take or leave it cos we’ve always got each other,
You know who you are and yes, you’re gonna breakdown,
You’ve crossed the line so you’re gonna have to turnaroundDon’t you know it’s going too fast,
Racing so hard you know it won’t last,
Don’t you know what can’t you see,
Slow it down, read the sign, so you know just where you are goingStop right Now Thank you very much,
I need somebody with the human touch,
Hey you you always on the run,
Gotta slow down baby, got have some funGotta keep it down honey, lay your backs on the line,
Cos I don’t care about the money, don’t be wasting my time,
You need less speed, get off my case,
You gotta slow it down baby, just get out of my faceStop right Now Thank you very much,
I need somebody with the human touch,
Hey you you always on the run,
Gotta slow down baby, got have some funStop right Now Thank you very much,
I need somebody with the human touch,
Hey you you always on the run,
Gotta slow down baby, got have some funStop right Now Thank you very much,
I need somebody with the human touch,
Hey you you always on the run,
Gotta slow down baby, got have some funStop right Now, we wanna thank you,
Stop right Now, thank you very muchStop! In The Name Of Love
(Brian Holland/Lamont Dozier/Edward Holland, Jr.)Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heartBaby, baby
I’m aware of where you go
Each time you leave my door
I watch you walk down the street
Knowing your other love you’ll meet
But this time before you run to her
Leaving me alone and hurt
(Think it over) After I’ve been good to you ?
(Think it over) After I’ve been sweet to you ?Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart
Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it overI’ve known of your
Your secluded nights
I’ve even seen her
Maybe once or twice
But is her sweet expression
Worth more than my love and affection ?
But this time before you leave my arms
And rush of to her charms
(Think it over) Haven’t I been good to you ?
(Think it over) Haven’t I been sweet to you ?Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart
Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it overI’ve tried so hard, hard to be patient
Hoping you’d stop this infatuation
But each time you are together
I’m so afraid I’ll be losing you foreverStop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart
Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart
Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heartBaby, think it over
Think it over, baby
Ooh, think it over baby…(Sorry Flame, couldn’t resist, baby.)
[ 15-03-2002: Message edited by: bonnee ]
SSTTTOOOOPPPPPPPPPP!!!
The clowns was bed enough (and that was REALLY bad) but to top it off with spice girls ??? You’re killing me here
Episode 1 was the first star wars movie I didnt go and see. I eventually got it on video but I suppose it didnt grab me. There should be more jedi. After the movies and all the SW books Ive read, I was hoping for huge battles of multiple sith -v- multiple jedi’s. Y’know, epic sabre battles, flying bits of force propelled debri etc etc
And you can never have enough in space battles with a sh!tload of ships hammering eachother with lasers and torps.
Spoil Sport Alert
The Saga Begins (by Unfunny Al Wankovick)
A long long time ago
in a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn’t thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That’s where we found this boy…Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn’t even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he’s just nine and she’s fourteen
Yeah, he’s probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I’ve heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it’s true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin’ ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I know who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boyWe started singin’… My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, “Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy”He was singin’… My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”We caught a ride back to Naboo
‘Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would’ve liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn’t long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin’
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he’s toast
Well, I’m still here and he’s a ghost
I guess I’ll train this boyAnd I was singin’… My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
We were singin’… My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”[ 15-03-2002: Message edited by: bonnee ]
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