The Dead don’t Poo
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yeah, good episode last night
I did like the toilet with built in tongue.
Say goodbye to those tagnut blues [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/eek.gif[/img]
I think i saw that toilet before, i think it was in ‘Wake the Dead’.
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quoth the Raven ‘nevermore’Do you think that the tongue thing is active all the time when they are sitting or only when they get up? I must be very tickly if it is licking around all the time. Perhaps that is why Stan said he is beginning to enjoy it.
Do you think that Stan and Xev’s poo counts as organic material that Lexx could use to get started up again? Maybe if they had one big poo they could get it started.
I think the tongue thing must do the clean up job, there doesn’t seem to be any toilet paper around.
I bet Xev must sit on that thing for hours, probably prefers using that to bring herself to the edge of sexual ecstasy instead of Stan, poor old Stan…can’t even compete with a toilet!!!
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Squishy
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Do you think that Stan and Xev’s poo counts as organic material that Lexx could use to get started up again? Maybe if they had one big poo they could get it started.[/B]
That’s it…
all they need to do is have a great big vindaloo, sit on the tongue for a while and hey presto, they’re off to another planet…
(…reading that back, being a LEXX fan makes you write some weird s**t) [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by Squish:
[b]I bet Xev must sit on that thing for hours, probably prefers using that to bring herself to the edge of sexual ecstasy instead of Stan, poor old Stan…can’t even compete with a toilet!!!
Squishy[/b]
‘Poor old Stan’ would actually be competing against Lexx himself not just some animate toilet. Go Lexx!
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Yoda of Borg are we: Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will. Hmmm?I was wondering earlier today if the Lexx needed to poo, and where would it go to do so. Or maybe that stuff Stan and Xev eat is actually the Lexx’s poop, not just recycled protein or whatever it is.
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“O God ah petition Thee! Hear mah cry and make haste mah respite for ah am tired of this day and it’s most earnest work. Gather up thy servant and bring me home. Lord, there is no place upon this ground of men for me. Ah have seen complete the matter of thy command. It is done. She is shut down.”From the lamentations of Euchrid the mute
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Vodka:
[B]I was wondering earlier today if the Lexx needed to poo, and where would it go to do so. Or maybe that stuff Stan and Xev eat is actually the Lexx’s poop, not just recycled protein or whatever it is.What a lovely thought.
Mind you it does look kind of excrementy, I suppose if you don’t have much to eat then it must quite nice, especially if it tastes like chocolate like Stan thinks it does.
If it was Lexx’s poo, then I think a bit more than the sloppy bits from the tubes would come out…after all he’s a big guy.
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SquishyWhat you have to remember is that it is His Divine Shadow’s toilet, intended for his bottom only, and he would be very angry that other people would be using it especially a Heretic from Austral B.
In the words of the prophecy:-
“Deep in the Dark Zone,
He sat upon the throne.
While Kai stood proudly guard,
In case a cluster lizard bit hard.”Still it was his own fault. If I had been HDS I would have had another key just for the toilet. Then Stan and Xev would have been in big trouble. Kai would have been alright, he is the perfect astronaught.
I’m just wondering what part of the body I would have used to store the key to the toilet.
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Originally posted by Rockham:
[b]What you have to remember is that it is His Divine Shadow’s toilet, intended for his bottom only, and he would be very angry that other people would be using it especially a Heretic from Austral B.In the words of the prophecy:-
“Deep in the Dark Zone,
He sat upon the throne.
While Kai stood proudly guard,
In case a cluster lizard bit hard.”Still it was his own fault. If I had been HDS I would have had another key just for the toilet. Then Stan and Xev would have been in big trouble. Kai would have been alright, he is the perfect astronaught.
I’m just wondering what part of the body I would have used to store the key to the toilet.[/b]
Some crude comedy could have been made from those scenes, like the key was used in the form of a fart, and the toilet would only recognise HDS’s farts.
Mind you I don’t think HDS would need a toilet, I’m not sure, but I think HDS never ate or drank anything and wouldn’t really need a toilet, so why was it on the Lexx?
Maybe it was never intended for use as a toilet, maybe it was used to interrogate prisoners in some funny but evil way.
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Squishy
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Originally posted by CBrate:
[b] ‘Poor old Stan’ would actually be competing against Lexx himself not just some animate toilet. Go Lexx![/b]
May I say ewwwwwww and ahhhhhhhh. I don’t
know exactly how to respond to that. On one hand that is totally gross but on the other hand its very stimulating. Ok now I am getting gross so laters hehe.-SM
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“Your wrong this is one hell of a planet!”
-ATF agent in “Texx Lexx”The Dead don’t Poo…
Yep, says right there on the protoblood
container:
“long-term use may lead to the restriction
of normal bowel function”it may turn out that kai’s not dead after all
just really constipated…that explains a whole lot about kai’s
pesonality – doesn’t it ? [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]well the voices say i should move on now..
C’Ya [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img])
SF
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Originally posted by Squish:
[b] Some crude comedy could have been made from those scenes, like the key was used in the form of a fart, and the toilet would only recognise HDS’s farts.[/b]
I was thinking more along the lines of HDS unzipping himself and energy moving up and down his thingy. Only then would the toilet open up, like a kind of executive washroom thing.
quote[quote][b]Mind you I don’t think HDS would need a toilet, I’m not sure, but I think HDS never ate or drank anything and wouldn’t really need a toilet, so why was it on the Lexx?[/b][/quote]
Physically HDS was human, so I believe he ate food. I think he ate recycled protein from the people executed on the Cluster. This may not have been healthy food and each human body might have died prematurely. The HDS that we first see in IWHS had a very poor complexion, as if he had not been looking after himself. It is my idea that when the cloud of particles leaves the old dead HDS to clothe the new HDS it also has the function of removing dead skin cells, body fluids, and old ragged clothing.[/B][/QUOTE]
Maybe it was never intended for use as a toilet, maybe it was used to interrogate prisoners in some funny but evil way.
Squishy[/B][/QUOTE]
I imagine that HDS would have planned to take some of his minions with him when he started his voyage to blow up all those planets.Rockham.
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Originally posted by Squish:
[b] Some crude comedy could have been made from those scenes, like the key was used in the form of a fart, and the toilet would only recognise HDS’s farts.
Mind you I don’t think HDS would need a toilet, I’m not sure, but I think HDS never ate or drank anything and wouldn’t really need a toilet, so why was it on the Lexx?
Maybe it was never intended for use as a toilet, maybe it was used to interrogate prisoners in some funny but evil way.
Squishy[/b]
Maybe the toilet was for the Moth Breeders. LMAO.
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