The left toenail
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Erm.. I’m sorry about this, but that damned ‘Salter Street are a bunch of scum sucking *******s’ thread has been there for ages and I’m getting really embarrassed about it.
Every time I load up the SadBOARD it points a boney finger at me accusingly and says, “[b]Oi YOU! Whats goin’ on!?[/b]” [i](it speaks with a bad druidic Yorkshire accent as if hoping that I’m a cantancerous dwarf dressed in womens clothing and wearing a blonde wig and faint mustache…)[/i]
Oh yeah… my erm.. left toenail hurts and it’s giving me SUCH angst! :/
I stubbed it on the coffee table after going to pick a beer can off the floor after erm.. after throwing it at the TV … erm.. after watching a certain sci fi show that shall remain nameless.
And just for the record Salter Street is full of very, [b]very[/b] nice people.
{Sadgeezer hangs his head}
[ 26-11-2001: Message edited by: SadGeezer ]
Two questions:
What have you been smoking? :eek
Where can I get some? [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by Hypatia:
Two questions:What have you been smoking? :eek
Where can I get some? [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Actually, it’s funny you should say that! I have just started smoking a pipe (just for a laugh honest!) and the tobacco was given to me by the pipe seller (he was a hippie!). It smells very fragrant and I certainly like smokinjg a pipe better than cigs.
Do you think he gave me whacky backy? [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
A PIPE! Yuck, I hope you do not get mouth rott.
But pipes do generally smell yummy….unless it is wacky tobaccy. Then you will stink. STINK , stink, stink…..not that I would personally know..REALLY
anyways, sounds like you just need a good dose of sci-fi.
Did you see the “new” Dune that is 6 hours long? It is not a good dose of sci-fi, I would have rather watched Moon 44 again. I am telling you this in case you run out to the Vid store in desperation and pick up a flick.
a pipe….yuck
you didn’t break the poor toe did ya?
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Originally posted by Hollydays:
Did you see the “new” Dune that is 6 hours long?
Is this yet another [i]Dune[/i] remake or is this the sameone US SciFi showed about a year ago?
don’t whine about your *toe*… [img]images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img] i broke my ankle almost a year ago now and have 6 screws, 2 pins, a plate and some wire in there & been a hobblin’ elf all year.
[img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] ::sobs:: i *wish* it was just me toe that hurt. [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] hehe.(for ::cough:: those of you who are concerned ::cough, cough:: about this… i am okie dokie now, heh, but i still set off metal detectors at the airport and it hurts like bloody hell to walk… but i’m walking, nonetheless *G*)
and i dunno if (s)he meant that remake (probably) but yes the last one on scifi was utter crapola. [img]images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img] it sucked… i hated it. i wished i could have actually flushed it forever down the commode, never to be seen or heard from again… (say ‘again’ the way the time prophet said it… uh-gain)
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Originally posted by elfie:
don’t whine about your *toe*… [img]images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img] i broke my ankle almost a year ago now and have 6 screws, 2 pins, a plate and some wire in there & been a hobblin’ elf all year.
[img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] ::sobs:: i *wish* it was just me toe that hurt. [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] hehe.(for ::cough:: those of you who are concerned ::cough, cough:: about this… i am okie dokie now, heh, but i still set off metal detectors at the airport and it hurts like bloody hell to walk… but i’m walking, nonetheless *G*)
and i dunno if (s)he meant that remake (probably) but yes the last one on scifi was utter crapola. [img]images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img] it sucked… i hated it. i wished i could have actually flushed it forever down the commode, never to be seen or heard from again… (say ‘again’ the way the time prophet said it… uh-gain)
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the uh-gain thing seems to be a Canadian pronounciation thing… my family members over there say it that way, kind of like how they throw “eh?” in at the end of every sentence (think long A sound).
As to the foot… poor fellow elf! Me mum has two plates and six pins in her foot from a car accident that she had about six or seven years ago now. She still has the faintest hint of a long scar running across the side of her foot. But to my knowledge, she’s never set off any alarms… that would be a pain these days, what with all the additional security.
i’m ok, hehe. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] and i was kidding about setting off metal detectors — i flew to victoria, CAN this past august and i set off nothing! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
unless you count the fascist airliner telling me to “PLEASE STOP SMOKING IN THE BATHROOM”
[img]images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img] hey, there was an ashtray in there… wazzup with that? [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
You’re lucky you don’t. As a kiddo, I had a rod in my left thigh for five years from a motorcycle accident. I set off the darn metal detectors off every time. The worst part was when I was working in an airport hotdog shop. [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] I had to be wand scanned every time I went through the gates. 😛 I was glad when they took the darn thing out [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
[ 29-11-2001: Message edited by: thefrey ]
eeep! [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] poor thefrey… ::sniffle:: is it still in there or did they eventually take it out? [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img]
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