The left toenail

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  • #38436
    SadGeezer
    Keymaster

    Erm.. I’m sorry about this, but that damned ‘Salter Street are a bunch of scum sucking *******s’ thread has been there for ages and I’m getting really embarrassed about it.

    Every time I load up the SadBOARD it points a boney finger at me accusingly and says, “Oi YOU! Whats goin’ on!?(it speaks with a bad druidic Yorkshire accent as if hoping that I’m a cantancerous dwarf dressed in womens clothing and wearing a blonde wig and faint mustache…)

    Oh yeah… my erm.. left toenail hurts and it’s giving me SUCH angst! :/

    I stubbed it on the coffee table after going to pick a beer can off the floor after erm.. after throwing it at the TV … erm.. after watching a certain sci fi show that shall remain nameless.

    And just for the record Salter Street is full of very, very nice people.

    {Sadgeezer hangs his head}

    [ 26-11-2001: Message edited by: SadGeezer ]

    #61818
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Two questions:

    What have you been smoking? :eek

    Where can I get some?

    #61819
    Anonymous
    Guest

    quote:


    Originally posted by Hypatia:
    Two questions:

    What have you been smoking? :eek

    Where can I get some?


    Actually, it’s funny you should say that! I have just started smoking a pipe (just for a laugh honest!) and the tobacco was given to me by the pipe seller (he was a hippie!). It smells very fragrant and I certainly like smokinjg a pipe better than cigs.

    Do you think he gave me whacky backy?

    #61820
    Hollydays
    Participant

    A PIPE! Yuck, I hope you do not get mouth rott.

    But pipes do generally smell yummy….unless it is wacky tobaccy. Then you will stink. STINK , stink, stink…..not that I would personally know..REALLY

    anyways, sounds like you just need a good dose of sci-fi.

    Did you see the “new” Dune that is 6 hours long? It is not a good dose of sci-fi, I would have rather watched Moon 44 again. I am telling you this in case you run out to the Vid store in desperation and pick up a flick.

    a pipe….yuck

    you didn’t break the poor toe did ya?

    #61821
    Headgehog
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by Hollydays:
    Did you see the “new” Dune that is 6 hours long?


    Is this yet another Dune remake or is this the sameone US SciFi showed about a year ago?

    #61822
    Anonymous
    Guest

    don’t whine about your *toe*… i broke my ankle almost a year ago now and have 6 screws, 2 pins, a plate and some wire in there & been a hobblin’ elf all year.
    ::sobs:: i *wish* it was just me toe that hurt. hehe.

    (for ::cough:: those of you who are concerned ::cough, cough:: about this… i am okie dokie now, heh, but i still set off metal detectors at the airport and it hurts like bloody hell to walk… but i’m walking, nonetheless *G*)

    and i dunno if (s)he meant that remake (probably) but yes the last one on scifi was utter crapola. it sucked… i hated it. i wished i could have actually flushed it forever down the commode, never to be seen or heard from again… (say ‘again’ the way the time prophet said it… uh-gain)

    #61823
    Anonymous
    Guest

    quote:


    Originally posted by elfie:
    don’t whine about your *toe*… i broke my ankle almost a year ago now and have 6 screws, 2 pins, a plate and some wire in there & been a hobblin’ elf all year.
    ::sobs:: i *wish* it was just me toe that hurt. hehe.

    (for ::cough:: those of you who are concerned ::cough, cough:: about this… i am okie dokie now, heh, but i still set off metal detectors at the airport and it hurts like bloody hell to walk… but i’m walking, nonetheless *G*)

    and i dunno if (s)he meant that remake (probably) but yes the last one on scifi was utter crapola. it sucked… i hated it. i wished i could have actually flushed it forever down the commode, never to be seen or heard from again… (say ‘again’ the way the time prophet said it… uh-gain)


    the uh-gain thing seems to be a Canadian pronounciation thing… my family members over there say it that way, kind of like how they throw “eh?” in at the end of every sentence (think long A sound).

    As to the foot… poor fellow elf! Me mum has two plates and six pins in her foot from a car accident that she had about six or seven years ago now. She still has the faintest hint of a long scar running across the side of her foot. But to my knowledge, she’s never set off any alarms… that would be a pain these days, what with all the additional security.

    #61824
    Anonymous
    Guest

    i’m ok, hehe. and i was kidding about setting off metal detectors — i flew to victoria, CAN this past august and i set off nothing!

    unless you count the fascist airliner telling me to “PLEASE STOP SMOKING IN THE BATHROOM”

    hey, there was an ashtray in there… wazzup with that?

    #61825
    theFrey
    Participant

    You’re lucky you don’t. As a kiddo, I had a rod in my left thigh for five years from a motorcycle accident. I set off the darn metal detectors off every time. The worst part was when I was working in an airport hotdog shop. I had to be wand scanned every time I went through the gates. ๐Ÿ˜› I was glad when they took the darn thing out

    [ 29-11-2001: Message edited by: thefrey ]

    #61826
    Anonymous
    Guest

    eeep! poor thefrey… ::sniffle:: is it still in there or did they eventually take it out?

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