The Mightiest

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The Mightiest

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He
went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is
mightiest of all jungle animals?”

The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!”

“Later, the lion confronts a wildebeast and fiercely bellows,
“Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”

The terrified wildebeast stammers, “Oh great lion, you are by far
the mightiest animal in the jungle!”

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
“Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his
trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, making the
lion feeling like it’d been run over by a safari wagon. The
elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn
tortilla and then ambled away.

The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and
hollered after the elephant, “Geez, just because you don’t know
the answer, you don’t have to get so ****ed off!”

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