The Never-Ending Thread! (TNTDBGTB; P5)

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Well, it seems never to end! Now for the last page from the old thread;

The Invisible Lunatic
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Member # 596
posted 10-06-2002 02:10 PM
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Returning by popular demand, Andromeda Lloyd Webber presents once more, the hit West Quadrant musical, ‘The Phantom Of The Andromeda’!
Let yourself be enthralled by such musical medleys like:

‘Purple Tail’ by Trance Gemini
‘Automatic Lover’ by the Andromeda Avatar
‘Bekause I Got High’ by Beka Valentine
‘I Can Fix It’ by Seamus Harper

And prepare to have your socks knocked off by the ever-popular duet of Tyr Anasazi and Dylan Hunt in their daring rendition of the Village People’s ‘Macho Man’!

All visitors before the 0th of Chumbawamba will recieve free clown noses and big floppy slippers in the mailbox, kompliments of Kamelian.
Warning; the shoes are large, giant-sized peacock-feathered hot pink hamsters.

Themanagementwishestotakenoresponsibilityforanyinjurysufferedbysplitsidesintheviewingofthismusicaland/orthewearingofthec omplimentarygiftsorthedecipheringofthiswarranty.

Thank you.

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Out of sight,
Out of mind.

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Khamilian
Committed SadGeezer
Member # 461
posted 12-06-2002 05:15 AM
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Welcome to the musical comedy extravoganza
Red Dwarf The Musical
Featuring songs such as;
“Last (Hu)Man Standing” by Dave Lister
“Oops, I Did It Again” by Arnold Rimmer
“I’m Too Sexy” by The Cat
and
“Android Rap” by Kryten.
Special guest stars; William Shatner, Deforest Kelley and Leonard Nimoy, who will sing “Star Trek Rhapsody” as a bonus!
The lyrics are as follows;
STAR TREK RHAPSODY
I am the captain of the starship Enterprise
Captain Kirk, this is Spock, please step on the transporter
(Due to errors, this word will not be added) crystals hit by Klingon missiles
No I’m a doctor, not an actor, not a milkman, what does that mean and I’m sorry he’s dead too
Proton torpedo…..
Lieutenant Uhura, open hailing frequencies
Yes Captain Kirk, opening hailing frequencies, sir
Let’s boldly go where no one’s gone before
Hahahahaha
Beam me up Mr Scott, Sulu go to warp
Warp One sir
No that is way too slow
Warp Two sir
No that still is far to slow
Warp Three sir
No that is too slow
Warp Four sir
That still is far too slow
Warp Five
It’s too damn slow
Warp Six
It’s too damn slow
It’s too damn sloooooowww
*The tune is (mostly) there. Please see Page Two for the rest of the lyrics, or call an ambulance.
** The manager and script-writer do not take responsibility for any harm that may come from reading this. As a matter of fasct, we intend to be violently sick, over in Hawaii, spending our money…. mwahahahahahaha!!!!

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snooklepie
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Member # 494
posted 12-06-2002 09:32 PM
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Elvis Presley feat. John Crichton & Harvey- Always on my mind
A feat. Dirk Benedict- Starbucks
Depeche Mode vs Spike & Buffy- Strangelove
Meatloaf with Kai & Xev- Deadringer for love
Right Said Fred feat. Stanley H. Tweedle- I’m too sexy
Black Lace & the Klingon High Council- Agadooo
Visage feat. Richard Dean Anderson- Fade to grey
Metallica feat. Max & Joshua- Enter Sanderman
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delivery will be within the next twelve months. Bonco/A-tel/ACME will not be held responsible for any articles lost or damaged in the post or for any injuries caused by the fluffy egg cover.
The collection will be delivered in discreet brown paper packaging- P&P=£19.99 + VAT
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Khamilian
Committed SadGeezer
Member # 461
posted 15-06-2002 10:38 AM
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
You get shoes too!!!
Anyway, Oracle and myself were doing some made-up tests today and then testing them on each other, and I did the What B5 Charactor Are You test and tested i9t on her. Evaluating the answers, she was Londo.
Well, I answered my own questions and she evaluated them.
I was G’Kar!!!
Mind you, in other tests, my other corresponding charactors were Boromir and Xander. And Calley, from TR2070.
Oh dear!
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Bekka
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Member # 192
posted 15-06-2002 01:15 PM
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where are these tests I wanna take them!
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Theres a fine line between genius and insanity, I enjoy dancing on that line.
“Life has no meaning without pain…. Gentlemen, I wish to give your lives meaning.”

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Khamilian
Committed SadGeezer
Member # 461
posted 16-06-2002 05:30 AM
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We wrote them up, actually. I’ll post them on this topic when I re-write them.
Meanwhile, off the top of my head, the one, the only (my god I sound like my English teacher) Lexx Charactor test!
(Try not to be HDS!)
WHICH LEXX CHARACTOR ARE YOU.
1. If it meant your survival (from your point of view, anyway), would you blow up a bunch of planets?
2. Would you sacrifice yourself to try and save your planet?
3. Would you flee from a battle if it meant your life?
4. Would you hit someone if they insulted you?
5. What’s your opinion on Kai?
6. Stan?
7. Zev/Xev?
8. HDS?
9. Mantrid?
10. Prince?
11. Priest?
12. Bunny?
13. Gigerotta?
14. 790?
15. Are you a homicidal maniac?
16. Do you think you’re evil?
Please answer questions in your posts, numbered neatly.
That’s about the extent of officious writing I can do in any one day!

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Khamilian
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Member # 461
posted 16-06-2002 05:34 AM
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Ah, do that next topic… 40 replies, 41 if you count this one.
This is the Never-ending Thread, I swear!
As a matter of fact, I’m going to put it as The Never-Ending Thread. I’ll copy out the last page. Please go to TN-ET!
Danke schon!
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[Anonymous]

1. yes
2. not if i could help it!!!
3. pacifist (well, that’s my excuse!)
4. i’d sulk
5. grrrr..
6. confused
7. tart with a heart
8. ?
9. nasty man
10. him too!
11. sad & pathetic
12. slapper
13. hehehehe!
14. needs counselling
15. no
16. only after a good curry…
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[Anonymous]

1 yes
2 probebly not
3 yes
4 yes
5 gorgous
6 loser
7 bimbo
8 who?
9 ass
10 who?
11 ?
12 ?
13 funny/cool
14 funny
15 proberly
16 yes

[Anonymous]

WHICH LEXX CHARACTOR ARE YOU.
1. If it meant your survival (from your point of view, anyway), would you blow up a bunch of planets?
1 yes
2. Would you sacrifice yourself to try and save your planet?
2 probebly not
3. Would you flee from a battle if it meant your life?
3 yes
4. Would you hit someone if they insulted you?
4 yes
5. What’s your opinion on Kai?
5 gorgous
6. Stan?
6 loser
7. Zev/Xev?
7 bimbo
8. HDS?
8 who?
9. Mantrid?
9 ass
10. Prince?
10 who?
11. Priest?
11 ?
12. Bunny?
12 ?
13. Gigerotta?
13 funny/cool
14. 790?
14 funny
15. Are you a homicidal maniac?
15 proberly
16. Do you think you’re evil?
16 yes

Okay Bekka, you are…
790 (4th Season)!

[Anonymous]

WHICH LEXX CHARACTOR ARE YOU.
1. If it meant your survival (from your point of view, anyway), would you blow up a bunch of planets?
2. Would you sacrifice yourself to try and save your planet?
3. Would you flee from a battle if it meant your life?
4. Would you hit someone if they insulted you?
5. What’s your opinion on Kai?
6. Stan?
7. Zev/Xev?
8. HDS?
9. Mantrid?
10. Prince?
11. Priest?
12. Bunny?
13. Gigerotta?
14. 790?
15. Are you a homicidal maniac?
16. Do you think you’re evil?

1. yes
2. not if i could help it!!!
3. pacifist (well, that’s my excuse!)
4. i’d sulk
5. grrrr..
6. confused
7. tart with a heart
8. ?
9. nasty man
10. him too!
11. sad & pathetic
12. slapper
13. hehehehe!
14. needs counselling
15. no
16. only after a good curry…

Snooklepie, you are…
Stan!

Okay, out of that, if anyone disagrees with me (like anyone who’s watched more L:exx than I have) feel free to argue.
(Oh dear, still, it’s better than mine. I’m not even MENTIONING what I got!)

[Anonymous]

hehehe…somehow knew i’d be Stan!!!
come on, Khamilian, do tell us who you were….

[Anonymous]

*whimper, whimper*
(Dramatic pose)
No! I shall not! To be or not to be! And something else!
Oh, all right… Mantrid. 😯
Now, you’ll have to excuse me, I have to go eat the Light Universe for tea…. or is it lunch? 👿

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