The Pub is open
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[img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] apparently some joker put a “Closed” sign in the window! [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Lars has removed the sign. Drinks are on the house and chips and ice-cream are free! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
i am also wondering where ‘in time’ our intrepid geniuses went to. some how i don’t feel as though enough ‘time’ was spent on the time-travel topic! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]WOOHOO, DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!!!
*looks around shiftily trying not to look so under-aged*
Barkeep, I’ll have a mallard fizz with a twist of lemming
*as hideous tortured quacking and squeaking emerges from behind the bar, strikes up conversation with nearest intellectual-looking person*
You see the front page headline? Apparently George W Bush had an asshole transplant….
*intellectual-looking person turns, squints over top of glasses and speaks thusly*
Yes, but did you see the stop press? The assholes rejected him!
*slaps thigh*
No wonder people weren’t posting on my time travel topic! I was really looking forward to some lovely…[i]discussion[/i] on the subject [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] .
One thing though….[b]WHAT[/b] ‘closed’ sign? I didn’t see any ‘closed’ sign [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] .
quote[quote]….WHAT ‘closed’ sign? I didn’t see any ‘closed’ sign [/quote]
it was there in the window. i figure that is why no had posted in while. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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*as hideous tortured quacking and squeaking emerges from behind the bar, strikes up conversation with nearest intellectual-looking person*
You see the front page headline? Apparently George W Bush had an asshole transplant….
*intellectual-looking person turns, squints over top of glasses and speaks thusly*
Yes, but did you see the stop press? The assholes rejected him!
*slaps thigh*
hahahahaha LOL Yvonne!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Thanks for the hysterical laughter, but I can’t take credit for the joke (Monty Python told it Live at Drury Lane, with Nixon instead of George w Bush. That and the mallard fizz are the only bits I can recall of the sketch at to moment…) [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
[img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] humor is timeless!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
[img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] and should absolutely be passed on to others!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
[ 04-05-2002: Message edited by: mary beth ]
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