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apparently some joker put a “Closed” sign in the window!
Lars has removed the sign. Drinks are on the house and chips and ice-cream are free!
i am also wondering where ‘in time’ our intrepid geniuses went to. some how i don’t feel as though enough ‘time’ was spent on the time-travel topic! WOOHOO, DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!!!
*looks around shiftily trying not to look so under-aged*
Barkeep, I’ll have a mallard fizz with a twist of lemming
*as hideous tortured quacking and squeaking emerges from behind the bar, strikes up conversation with nearest intellectual-looking person*
You see the front page headline? Apparently George W Bush had an asshole transplant….
*intellectual-looking person turns, squints over top of glasses and speaks thusly*
Yes, but did you see the stop press? The assholes rejected him!
*slaps thigh*
No wonder people weren’t posting on my time travel topic! I was really looking forward to some lovely…discussion on the subject
.One thing though….WHAT ‘closed’ sign? I didn’t see any ‘closed’ sign
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….WHAT ‘closed’ sign? I didn’t see any ‘closed’ sign
it was there in the window. i figure that is why no had posted in while.
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*as hideous tortured quacking and squeaking emerges from behind the bar, strikes up conversation with nearest intellectual-looking person*
You see the front page headline? Apparently George W Bush had an asshole transplant….
*intellectual-looking person turns, squints over top of glasses and speaks thusly*
Yes, but did you see the stop press? The assholes rejected him!
*slaps thigh*
hahahahaha LOL Yvonne!!!
Thanks for the hysterical laughter, but I can’t take credit for the joke (Monty Python told it Live at Drury Lane, with Nixon instead of George w Bush. That and the mallard fizz are the only bits I can recall of the sketch at to moment…)
humor is timeless!!! and should absolutely be passed on to others!!! [ 04-05-2002: Message edited by: mary beth ]
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