The Trials of being a Sci-Fi Parent ; )

[Hollydays]

When you teach your child “Klingon”, the same people who laughed and thought it was cute while watching “Daddy Daycare” , call social services on you.

“Klingon” is not accepted as a second language at college and doesn’t get any bursaries.

Teaching your child to kill honerably is looked down upon by child welfare.

Going to Sci-Fi conventions doesn’t count as a field trip.

(Saw these somewhere on the web…any more ideas? Oh, and don’t worry, I’ve only taught Aden “Kaplah” so far )

[corvina]

[quote=”Hollydays”].

Teaching your child to kill honerably is looked down upon by child welfare.

[/quote]

Surely that should be ..”Teaching your child to honerably kill welfare officials”

[shadowolf]

[quote=”corvina”]
Surely that should be ..”Teaching your child to honerably kill welfare officials”[/quote]

To borrow a term from the AvP-universe: I think that would be considered a “dishonourable prey” 😀

To contribute something to add to the list:

* Teaching the kids the vulcan neck-pinch

* Teaching the kids to swear in chinese

* Teaching the kids that “no one here is exactly what they apear to be”

* Teaching the kids to be nice to plants, they might be delvians in disguise.

* Teaching the kids that anyone that’s part of the system, is potentially an agent.

😈 🙂 😳

[MuadDib]

[quote=”Hollydays”]Teaching your child to kill honerably is looked down upon by child welfare.[/quote]

And God help you if they’re caught saying “there’s no artistry in killing with the tip, that it should be done with the edge.”
🙂

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