The Trials of being a Sci-Fi Parent ; )

[Hollydays]

When you teach your child “Klingon”, the same people who laughed and thought it was cute while watching “Daddy Daycare” , call social services on you.

“Klingon” is not accepted as a second language at college and doesn’t get any bursaries.

Teaching your child to kill honerably is looked down upon by child welfare.

Going to Sci-Fi conventions doesn’t count as a field trip.

(Saw these somewhere on the web…any more ideas? Oh, and don’t worry, I’ve only taught Aden “Kaplah” so far )

[corvina]

Hollydays wrote:

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Teaching your child to kill honerably is looked down upon by child welfare.

Surely that should be ..”Teaching your child to honerably kill welfare officials”

[shadowolf]

corvina wrote:

Surely that should be ..”Teaching your child to honerably kill welfare officials”

To borrow a term from the AvP-universe: I think that would be considered a “dishonourable prey” 😀

To contribute something to add to the list:

* Teaching the kids the vulcan neck-pinch

* Teaching the kids to swear in chinese

* Teaching the kids that “no one here is exactly what they apear to be”

* Teaching the kids to be nice to plants, they might be delvians in disguise.

* Teaching the kids that anyone that’s part of the system, is potentially an agent.

😈 🙂 😳

[MuadDib]

Hollydays wrote:

Teaching your child to kill honerably is looked down upon by child welfare.

And God help you if they’re caught saying “there’s no artistry in killing with the tip, that it should be done with the edge.”
🙂

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