The Trials of being a Sci-Fi Parent ; )

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    Hollydays
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    When you teach your child “Klingon”, the same people who laughed and thought it was cute while watching “Daddy Daycare” , call social services on you.

    “Klingon” is not accepted as a second language at college and doesn’t get any bursaries.

    Teaching your child to kill honerably is looked down upon by child welfare.

    Going to Sci-Fi conventions doesn’t count as a field trip.

    (Saw these somewhere on the web…any more ideas? Oh, and don’t worry, I’ve only taught Aden “Kaplah” so far )

    #75964

    corvina
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    [quote=”Hollydays”].

    Teaching your child to kill honerably is looked down upon by child welfare.

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    Surely that should be ..”Teaching your child to honerably kill welfare officials”

    #75966

    shadowolf
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    [quote=”corvina”]
    Surely that should be ..”Teaching your child to honerably kill welfare officials”[/quote]

    To borrow a term from the AvP-universe: I think that would be considered a “dishonourable prey” ๐Ÿ˜€

    To contribute something to add to the list:

    * Teaching the kids the vulcan neck-pinch

    * Teaching the kids to swear in chinese

    * Teaching the kids that “no one here is exactly what they apear to be”

    * Teaching the kids to be nice to plants, they might be delvians in disguise.

    * Teaching the kids that anyone that’s part of the system, is potentially an agent.

    ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

    #75973

    MuadDib
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    [quote=”Hollydays”]Teaching your child to kill honerably is looked down upon by child welfare.[/quote]

    And God help you if they’re caught saying “there’s no artistry in killing with the tip, that it should be done with the edge.”
    ๐Ÿ™‚

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