Which character is more shaggable?
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22nd September 2001 at 10:20 am #37682HollydaysParticipant
Which Character, Lister or Rimmer is more shaggable and why?
25th September 2001 at 11:00 pm #58581AnonymousGuestRimmer by far. I mean look at Lister, he’s cute, but a slob. Rimmer, when absolutly necesary ,has shown TREMENDOUS courage and besides, he has a nice bum. [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
26th September 2001 at 12:44 am #58582AnonymousGuestoooo, yes! Rimmer all the way! Bum and all! He’s the Ace,
He’s the Master,
An aspiring Morris Dancer,
All HAIL Rimmer!29th September 2001 at 1:25 pm #58583AnonymousGuestOh what a silly question! Of course Rimmer! Does anyone really want to see Lister in the buff? Of course not! Rimmer’s flared nostrils, his lank hair, his weedy frame… mmmmmmm, and his very nice backside! And to make things absolutely clear, my screen name is the name of the only woman Arnold Rimmer ever had sex with. Enough said.
29th September 2001 at 6:43 pm #58584AnonymousInactiveyou’re all completely wrong, it is without a doubt talkie toaster.
30th September 2001 at 5:01 am #58585HollydaysParticipanthmmm, so you like a man who cooks do you? [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Or just can’t get enough warm pastry?30th September 2001 at 10:57 am #58586AnonymousGuestWhat, no Cat or Chriten? Large felines can do it serall times a day and mechinoiads(?) have their… uses. Lister would be willing to try a few games to get to the “point” and Rimmer would just like to get any! Ace can pick and choise (know the type?)
If I had to choise any of these men it would be…..Cat At least I know he bathes!
I am the Monkey30th September 2001 at 3:46 pm #58587AnonymousGuestOK, I admit that Kryten’s groinal socket attachments are intriguing – and the idea of Cat’s six nipples also tickles my fancy – but the choice was between Rimmer and Lister. Good Lord, I know I have a crush on Holly, but the truth is Rimmer beats Lister every time.
PS. Talkie Toaster has nice buns (sorry). [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]30th September 2001 at 10:53 pm #58589AnonymousGuestOh my! I thought I was the only one that wanted to shag Rimmer. Guess not huh?
We’re all SICK, sick gals. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
1st October 2001 at 5:12 am #58588AnonymousInactiveyou do realize that cats bathe in saliva?
1st October 2001 at 11:28 am #58590AnonymousGuestYes, Yvonne might have been first, but NIRVANAH was his greatest ….achem…….accomplishment (LOL)
NIRVANAH AND ARNIE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!!also about Kryten being shaggable…Please remember that his penis “Archie” is made out of a loo roll, are you going there? Because I’m not LOL! (But for the record he’s still SEXY to me)
8th October 2001 at 5:24 am #58591AnonymousGuestI am completely cool with cats batheing in saliva – SO DO I! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Oh and Nirvanah, do you call ‘GERONIMO!’ a great achievement?
12th October 2001 at 10:55 pm #58592AnonymousGuestActually, I think His interlude with Nirvanah was more important because she really WANTED him. LOL poor Yvonne was so dense she thought he was someone else. Didn’t have to injure Nirvanah to get her turned on……
13th October 2001 at 4:08 am #58593AnonymousGuestYep, Rimmer was altogether a more together person by then.
Better still, by that time he had evolved into true SadGeezer… “small portions, but soooo many course” [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
16th October 2001 at 12:50 pm #58594AnonymousGuestI’ve been reading all these messages from Nirvana and Yvonne, and oh dear! I have to admit, I find the whole thing kinda sad [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] But I guess that’s what these boards are for.
I would like to confess my major crush on Cat. He’s SO CUTE! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]15th November 2001 at 10:25 am #58595AnonymousGuestTo Sillygirl if she comes back, my 71 yr old mom loves the Cat too!
25th November 2001 at 9:38 am #58596AnonymousGuestMmm, Rimmer…
Remember him in “Kryten”, in white uniform (and extra pair of socks)?
And those flared nostrils [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]6th December 2001 at 1:48 am #58597AnonymousGuestI would just like to say that
Rimmer looks and acts like a wet blanket am i the only person who would f**k Lister if given the oportunity. i think that Lister has a great sense of humour. [img]null[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] -
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