Which character is more shaggable?

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  • #37682
    Hollydays
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    Which Character, Lister or Rimmer is more shaggable and why?

    #58581
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Rimmer by far. I mean look at Lister, he’s cute, but a slob. Rimmer, when absolutly necesary ,has shown TREMENDOUS courage and besides, he has a nice bum.

    #58582
    Anonymous
    Guest

    oooo, yes! Rimmer all the way! Bum and all! He’s the Ace,
    He’s the Master,
    An aspiring Morris Dancer,
    All HAIL Rimmer!

    #58583
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Oh what a silly question! Of course Rimmer! Does anyone really want to see Lister in the buff? Of course not! Rimmer’s flared nostrils, his lank hair, his weedy frame… mmmmmmm, and his very nice backside! And to make things absolutely clear, my screen name is the name of the only woman Arnold Rimmer ever had sex with. Enough said.

    #58584
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    you’re all completely wrong, it is without a doubt talkie toaster.

    #58585
    Hollydays
    Participant

    hmmm, so you like a man who cooks do you?
    Or just can’t get enough warm pastry?

    #58586
    Anonymous
    Guest

    What, no Cat or Chriten? Large felines can do it serall times a day and mechinoiads(?) have their… uses. Lister would be willing to try a few games to get to the “point” and Rimmer would just like to get any! Ace can pick and choise (know the type?)
    If I had to choise any of these men it would be…..Cat At least I know he bathes!
    I am the Monkey

    #58587
    Anonymous
    Guest

    OK, I admit that Kryten’s groinal socket attachments are intriguing – and the idea of Cat’s six nipples also tickles my fancy – but the choice was between Rimmer and Lister. Good Lord, I know I have a crush on Holly, but the truth is Rimmer beats Lister every time.
    PS. Talkie Toaster has nice buns (sorry).

    #58589
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Oh my! I thought I was the only one that wanted to shag Rimmer. Guess not huh?

    We’re all SICK, sick gals.

    #58588
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    you do realize that cats bathe in saliva?

    #58590
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Yes, Yvonne might have been first, but NIRVANAH was his greatest ….achem…….accomplishment (LOL)
    NIRVANAH AND ARNIE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!!

    also about Kryten being shaggable…Please remember that his penis “Archie” is made out of a loo roll, are you going there? Because I’m not LOL! (But for the record he’s still SEXY to me)

    #58591
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I am completely cool with cats batheing in saliva – SO DO I!

    Oh and Nirvanah, do you call ‘GERONIMO!’ a great achievement?

    #58592
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Actually, I think His interlude with Nirvanah was more important because she really WANTED him. LOL poor Yvonne was so dense she thought he was someone else. Didn’t have to injure Nirvanah to get her turned on……

    #58593
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Yep, Rimmer was altogether a more together person by then.

    Better still, by that time he had evolved into true SadGeezer… “small portions, but soooo many course”

    #58594
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I’ve been reading all these messages from Nirvana and Yvonne, and oh dear! I have to admit, I find the whole thing kinda sad But I guess that’s what these boards are for.
    I would like to confess my major crush on Cat. He’s SO CUTE!

    #58595
    Anonymous
    Guest

    To Sillygirl if she comes back, my 71 yr old mom loves the Cat too!

    #58596
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Mmm, Rimmer…
    Remember him in “Kryten”, in white uniform (and extra pair of socks)?
    And those flared nostrils

    #58597
    Anonymous
    Guest

    I would just like to say that
    Rimmer looks and acts like a wet blanket am i the only person who would f**k Lister if given the oportunity. i think that Lister has a great sense of humour.

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