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Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over
to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles
per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!It scared me (I’m a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined
the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
Damn woman driversMary!…. You….You’re a MAN?! Does your husband know?!
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