Posted 2nd August 2010
Babylon 5: Purity Test
Please be aware that this is NOT just a bit of fun, it is a serious SadGeezer ‘Babylon 5 Purity’ psychometric test and is based on your perception, intelligence and social interaction – sort of. |
| 1. | You are about to buy an anniversary present for your mother and father. Would you choose: | ||
| a. | A pair of matching Psi Corps Tunics | ||
| b. | The set of Babylon 5 feature length episodes you have always wanted | ||
| c. | A set of bath towels | ||
| 2. | Your partner desperately wants to make love to you and is stood naked in front of the TV just as Babylon 5 is about to start. Do you: | ||
| a. | Demand that he/she moves out of the way. | ||
| b. | Make love in front of the TV with your partner on top so that you can sneak glimpses of the show. | ||
| c. | Ask your partner to change the channel. | ||
| 3. | This character is: |
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| a. | Kosh. | ||
| b. | A Vorlon. | ||
| c. | A Wardrobe. | ||
| 4. | Who is this geezers girlfriend? |
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| a. | Lise Edgars. | ||
| b. | Depends which bloody episode you watch! | ||
| c. | The dead girl, Dodger! | ||
| 5. | Lennier…. |
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| a. | Is Delenns assistant. | ||
| b. | Crazy about Delenn. | ||
| c. | is Vir Cotto’s ‘partner’. | ||
| 6. | All you want for Christmas is: | ||
| a. | A scale replica of a Shadow Battlecruiser | ||
| b. | The complete set of Babylon 5 videos…….. and a Ferrari | ||
| c. | Your two front teeth | ||
| 7. | Morden is: |
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| a. | A Shadow Thrall | ||
| b. | An dead evil git | ||
| c. | Michael Garibaldi | ||
| 8. | This character is: |
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| a. | Byron, leader of the renegade telepaths. | ||
| b. | A teep twerp! | ||
| c. | A very funny looking girl. | ||
| 9. | This is: |
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| a. | A Narn Starcruiser. | ||
| b. | A really classy but sluggish Narn battleship. | ||
| c. | A Vorlon Transport. | ||
| 10. | If you were to meet this character on Babylon 5, you would address her as: |
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| a. | Captain | ||
| b. | Lizzy | ||
| c. | Ma’am | ||
| 11. | A Shadow is: | ||
| a. | A member of an ancient race of the forces of darkness. They do not move openly, preferring to work through others…….etc. | ||
| b. | an asshole | ||
| c. | A dark image or shape cast on a surface by the interception of light rays by an opaque body. | ||
| 12. | Who called Vir a “Moon faced assassin of Joy!” | ||
| a. | The Centauri Ambassador to Babylon 5 | ||
| b. | Londo | ||
| c. | G”Kar | ||
| 13. | This is: |
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| a. | The first Old One | ||
| b. | The old riddler Lorien. | ||
| c. | A Z”ha”dum squatter. | ||
| 14. | How many times has this geezer been married? | ||
| a. | Three times | ||
| b. | Twice, the first one doesn”t count (except to Delenn) And one is possibly still alive, so the last one doesn”t count…. erm…. Hell I dunno, can”t keep up with this geezer! |
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| c. | Once. | ||
| 15. | What is 69 + 69 + 69 + 69 + 69 + 69? | ||
| a. | 414 | ||
| b. | An erotic Centaurian feast of two | ||
| c. | Erm.. Three hundred and sixty six. | ||
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The Babylon 5 Purity Test is © 1999-2010 Tony Fawl.
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