Father Hackett in The Rock

I think I’m gonna weep. I missed Lexx on Thursday, then when it was repeated on Sunday it was a choice between that and Last of the Mohicans, which is one of the best films ever and makes me cry even though it shouldn’t and I don’t, obviously. So I did the little banner-preview-writeup thing and it said “Stan becomes King of Newfoundland.” And I thought: “Oh”. What it [b]didn’t[/b] say was “This is the one with a proper living Kai who sings and gets eaten and stuff. Not only that but there’s also a cameo from Father Hackett. Watch this one, Badcule – dson’t watch Last of the Mohicans. You’ll regret it if you don’t.” Dammitt.