What do Lexxians look like ?
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*Karuba arrives back in thread with Divine Assassinator. Looks at Beid*
You’re clean!
*covers Beid in chocolate syrup and heads for Kai sculpture*
Hmm. Forget to make an orfice to inject chocolate syrup proto-blood. Where should I make one? Hmmmm
Cream Kai Pie fight!!! Ziti Zev’s for the guys!!!
Woohoo! Now this is what Lexxians usually look like, lunatics covered in sugary comestibles! 😀 😀 😀 😀
Hmmm…where to put the protoblood? The mind staggers with the possibilities. 😈
[quote=”KarubaLuna”]*Karuba arrives back in thread with Divine Assassinator. Looks at Beid*
You’re clean!
*covers Beid in chocolate syrup and heads for Kai sculpture*
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**And Lexxicon gets left to clean up the mess. Well, it’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it! 😉 **
[quote=”KarubaLuna”]Hmm. Forget to make an orfice to inject chocolate syrup proto-blood. Where should I make one? Hmmmm[/quote]
This wasn’t part of the deal. 😯
NO CLEAN UP ALLOWED!
Karuba tackles Lexxicon and forces her to sing Billie Holliday tunes to the Kai sculpure inorder to bring it to life.
“I’m a fool to want you……Such a fool to love you……”
*Wonders where Beid and El Coul might be lurking* They must not foil my evil plan!
Edit: Discovers Beid cowering behind a Lexxicon post in terror of a chocolate high colonic. 😀
[quote=”KarubaLuna”]*Wonders where Beid and El Coul might be lurking* They must not foil my evil plan![/quote]
*Wonders how to spoil the evil plan without resorting to plugging all orfices*
[quote=”KarubaLuna”]NO CLEAN UP ALLOWED!
Karuba tackles Lexxicon and forces her to sing Billie Holliday tunes to the Kai sculpure inorder to bring it to life.
“I’m a fool to want you……Such a fool to love you……”
*Wonders where Beid and El Coul might be lurking* They must not foil my evil plan![/quote]
Oh no Karuba!! You’ve got it all wrong! You taught me well!
***Lexxicon forces Karuba to “take a good look at her face” covered in the chocolate syrup she’s been trying so hard to clean up off of BGB. But, it’s a pretty big task, Mama Luna! 8) ***
Lets see…
2 chics rolling around in a mountain of sweets singing to a statue?
If BGB does anything to ‘foil’ THAT ‘evil plan’ I will certainly break out my top-shelf can of whoop-ass on him… and he has permission to do the same to me if I had the silly notion to interfer.
edit: STREUDELED!
[quote=”Lexxicon”]Oh no Karuba!! You’ve got it all wrong! You taught me well!
***Lexxicon forces Karuba to “take a good look at her face” covered in the chocolate syrup she’s been trying so hard to clean up off of BGB. But, it’a a pretty big task, Mama Luna! 8) ***[/quote]
Oh my! As you were soldier! 😀 😀 😀
Edit: Where the hell is your Thodin skirt Coul?
[quote=”KarubaLuna”][quote=”Lexxicon”]Oh no Karuba!! You’ve got it all wrong! You taught me well!
***Lexxicon forces Karuba to “take a good look at her face” covered in the chocolate syrup she’s been trying so hard to clean up off of BGB. But, it’a a pretty big task, Mama Luna! 8) ***[/quote]
Oh my! As you were soldier! 😀 😀 :D[/quote]
***Lexxicon, mumbling through her mouthful, wildly salutes spreading chocolate syrup everywhere***
[quote=”Lexxicon”]***Lexxicon forces Karuba to “take a good look at her face” covered in the chocolate syrup she’s been trying so hard to clean up off of BGB. But, it’s a pretty big task, Mama Luna! 8) ***[/quote]
See, how could I try to stop an evil plan such as this? 😉
[quote=”KarubaLuna”]Edit: Where the hell is your Thodin skirt Coul?[/quote]
Coul has a Thodin skirt? I’ve been trying to get my hands on one of those. Although preferably not with Coul in it.Big sticky good night hugs, everybody 😀 Thanks for the slurp’n’slide. 😀
*Streudel falls into a blissful sugar coma, visions of sugarbummed assassins dancing to Billie Holliday in her head*
nite nite streudilly! sweet dreams!
Edit[quote=”Big_Green_Beid”]Coul has a Thodin skirt? I’ve been trying to get my hands on one of those. Although preferably not with Coul in it.[/quote]
My preferences differ slightly but fall along the same lines. 😛
[quote=”streudel”]Big sticky good night hugs, everybody 😀 Thanks for the slurp’n’slide. :D[/quote]
I’m afraid I should be taking my leave as well. BGB may be known for a lot of things, but stamina isn’t one of them. 😯***Lexxicon saunters up to Mama Luna with her report:
“Well, I got the cookies [b]and[/b] the cream!” grins with sticky chocolate syrup delight “What’s my next assignment? And wasn’t there suppossed to be a cherry on top?***LOL! I think you win for stamina Honey. I salute you! Whose cherry didn’t you get? Now I’m off to turn in too. Tomorrow is another day, another pie fight. Nite nite.
[quote=”Sexecutioner”]here’s me, I think pretty much everyones already seen it but anyway
http://www.face-pic.com/teenage_frankenstein
ask me first, if you decide to masturbate over it.[/quote]
This guy will be in touch with you very shortly 😀
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jun/2004675872392412267051.jpg
[quote=”KarubaLuna”]LOL! I think you win for stamina Honey. I salute you! Whose cherry didn’t you get? Now I’m off to turn in too. Tomorrow is another day, another pie fight. Nite nite.[/quote]
***Lexxicon licks her paws clean (like a good little pu*sy), sashays after MamaLuna, snuggles into the covers at the foot of her bed pur-r-r-ing them both to sleep, visions of ‘sugared plums’ dancing in her head***
i need a new pic, my hair is shorter than it is here and im a few inches taller and a few pounds lighter
http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=michaelj[color=red] *Gives the thread a long lick* …mmmmmmhmmm…tastes like I missed a yummy-licious time 😉
BTW..here’s a pic
😛 😈 🙄 http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jun/2004687332167502072517.jpg [/color]
* DennisMoore walks into the room dressed in a tuxedo complete with top hat and monacle. After tapping a nearby cream pie with my foot I look up to see a whole bunch of what appear to be cream and syrup covered lexxians sleeping in the corner. And one pu*sy named Lexxicon.
“Hmmm. So THIS is what Lexxians look like.”
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