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Dammit, Fred! I know you read this board! Put on your Nuclear Receptor and contact me right now! You’ve been slacking off. I found out that you let my stand-in get married. How are we going to convince the public that she’s an alien from the Pleiades when she’s married to someone other than you? I thought we had this all worked out last year! First you’d sell her the alien contact angle. Then you’d get her to move in with you. But what happened? Her website is a wreck and she went off and got married! And whose fault is that? Yours! But if we act fast, maybe my plan can be salvaged. Didn’t you have your eye on those actresses from Canada and Brazil? Did they believe the gimmick I told you to use on them in Florida? You never got back to me on that. If you won’t help me anymore, then maybe Billy Meyer will. That man is reliable and not afraid to take chances. He’s got a real cult following. And I heard that the Andromedans are fed up with your lack-luster performance too. I’m not going to turn tricks for free anymore. You either get your act together or we’re through!
