Jokers: People Jokes: Old People Jokes

Pair of ‘old dears’

Maisie’s husband dies and after a few months she finds that she is missing sex terribly. She talks to her friend Ethel about it and Ethel suggests she tries a Vibrator. “Try mine for a couple of weeks Maisie, …it’s very good, better than a man actually and if you like it you can buy o­ne of your own”,
“Ok……..,”, says Maisie, “…………I’ll give it a go”.

A couple of weeks later they meet again, “How did you get o­n with the
Vibrator Maisie?”, asks Ethel,

“Well………..”, says Maisie, “……………it really is very good, but
it doesn’t half knock the enamel off your teeth!”

submitted by Mark Allison