Jokers: Jokes About Things: Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
472, o­ne to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, o­ne to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, o­ne to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.

Jokers: People Jokes: Celebrity Jokes

Celebrity Jokes

THE ABORTION BILL

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.

Jokers: People Jokes: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Jokes

Boyfriend/Girlfriend Jokes A guy walks over to a gorgeous girl sitting at a barstool and says “I want to play with your tits all night.” Shocked, the woman says “oh my god, do you see that huge guy over there? he’s my boyfriend and he’ll kick your ass..” The man replies “I still want to

Jokers: Situation Humour: Battle of the Sexes

Battle of the Sexes If men & women swapped genitals! Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the

Jokers: Situation Humour: Workplace Jokes

Jokes about Work

The Safe FAX FAQ!

Q:       SHOULD A COVER ALWAYS BE USED FOR FAXING?
ANS: 
Unless you are really sure of the o­ne you are faxing, a cover should be used to insure safe fax.

Jokers: Situation Humour: Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour Living in Preston Q.  What have working in Preston (a town in England) and a pubic hair o­n a toilet seat got in common? A.  Your okay for a while but then you get pissed off. Submitted by Susan Hargreaves 29 Types Of People In The Men’s Room EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around,

Jokers: Jokes About Things: Nationality Jokes

Nationality Jokes A joke submitted by a Frenchgirl who played a half naked hysterical English woman in French play and who felt like evening the score   🙂 Q.  What do the the French call an I.Q of 130? A.  An English town! Submitted by the very sweet Sandra (yes I know, an Englih name but she