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Posted 6th June 2008 by SadGeezer
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Jokers: People Jokes: Celebrity Jokes

Celebrity Jokes

THE ABORTION BILL

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.

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Jokers: Situation Humour: Getting Married

Jokes About Getting Married


Wedding Night

 
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite o­n their
wedding night.

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Jokers: People Jokes: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Jokes

Boyfriend/Girlfriend Jokes A guy walks over to a gorgeous girl sitting at a barstool and says “I want to play with your tits all night.” Shocked, the woman says “oh my god, do you see that huge guy over there? he’s my... Read more

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Jokers: Situation Humour: Battle of the Sexes

Battle of the Sexes If men & women swapped genitals! Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half... Read more

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Jokers: People Jokes: Anti-men Jokes

Anti-men Jokes

A man went to the doctor’s because he suffered from terrible headaches.

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Jokers: Situation Humour: Hooker Jokes

Hooker Jokes

A lonely guy asks a prostitute how much it would be for sex.

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Jokers: People Jokes: Anti-women Jokes

Anti-woman Jokes

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent.

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Jokers: Situation Humour: Sex Jokes

Jokes about Sex

What is the square root of 69?
8 something.

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Jokers: People Jokes: Old People Jokes

Jokes about Old People

Pair of ‘old dears’

Maisie’s husband dies and after a few months she finds that she is missing sex terribly.

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Jokers: Situation Humour: Totally Sick Jokes

Totally SICK Humour

Another Princess Di Joke.

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Jokers: Jokes About Things: Religion Jokes

Jokes about Religion

God the Guitarist

A guy dies and arrives at heaven's gates where an angel meets him.

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Jokers: Situation Humour: Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Humour

A WOMAN’S RANDOM THOUGHTS

Skinny people piss me off.

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Jokers: Jokes About Things: Condom Jokes

Condom Jokes

Two condoms are walking down the street and pass by a local gay pub.

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Jokers: Situation Jokes: Adultry Jokes

Being Unfaithful

CLINTON JOKE

Clinton was walking around the White House with a pair of ladies panties o­n his arm.

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Jokers: Jokes about Things: Woman-Thing Jokes

Woman-Thing Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after using them.

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Jokers: Situation Humour: Workplace Jokes

Jokes about Work

The Safe FAX FAQ!

Q:       SHOULD A COVER ALWAYS BE USED FOR FAXING?
ANS: 
Unless you are really sure of the o­ne you are faxing, a cover should be used to insure safe fax.

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Jokers: Jokes About Things: “The Things Kids Bring Home” Jokes

The Things Kids Come Out With

WHY DON’T BIG PLANES HAVE LITTLE PLANES?

A mother and her son were flying “Southwest Airlines.

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Jokers: Situation Humour: Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour Living in Preston Q.  What have working in Preston (a town in England) and a pubic hair o­n a toilet seat got in common? A.  Your okay for a while but then you get pissed off. Submitted by Susan Hargreaves 29 Types Of... Read more

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Jokers: Jokes About Things: Nationality Jokes

Nationality Jokes A joke submitted by a Frenchgirl who played a half naked hysterical English woman in French play and who felt like evening the score   🙂 Q.  What do the the French call an I.Q of 130? A.  An English... Read more

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Jokers: Situation Jokes: “Doctor’s Visit” Jokes

A Visit to the Doctors

‘Lettered’ in Sex

A young woman goes to the doctor for a physical.

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Jokers: Jokes About Things: Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

TWO COWS

Two cows stood in a field
1st cow says MOOO
2nd cow replies BAAA
1st cow your not supposed to say that.

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Jokers: Situation Humour: Pub Humour

Pub Humour

THE 40 THINGS YOU’LL o­nLY DO WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK

Ask for extra-hot chili sauce o­n your kebab.

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Jokers: Jokes About Things: Intelligence/Wordy Humour

Intelligence/Wordy Humour

Intelligence Test

Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues.

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Jokers: People Jokes: Blonde Jokes

Blonde Jokes

TWO BLONDES

Two blondes were working o­n a house.

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