Celebrity Jokes
THE ABORTION BILL
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
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Wedding Night
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their
wedding night.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend Jokes A guy walks over to a gorgeous girl sitting at a barstool and says “I want to play with your tits all night.” Shocked, the woman says “oh my god, do you see that huge guy over there? he’s my... Read more
Battle of the Sexes If men & women swapped genitals! Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half... Read more
Anti-woman Jokes
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent.
Read moreJokes about Old People
Pair of ‘old dears’
Maisie’s husband dies and after a few months she finds that she is missing sex terribly.
Read moreJokes about Religion
God the Guitarist
A guy dies and arrives at heaven's gates where an angel meets him.
Read moreBeing Unfaithful
CLINTON JOKE
Clinton was walking around the White House with a pair of ladies panties on his arm.
Read moreJokes about Work
The Safe FAX FAQ!
Q: SHOULD A COVER ALWAYS BE USED FOR FAXING?
ANS: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to insure safe fax.
The Things Kids Come Out With
WHY DON’T BIG PLANES HAVE LITTLE PLANES?
A mother and her son were flying “Southwest Airlines.
Read moreToilet Humour Living in Preston Q. What have working in Preston (a town in England) and a pubic hair on a toilet seat got in common? A. Your okay for a while but then you get pissed off. Submitted by Susan Hargreaves 29 Types Of... Read more
Nationality Jokes A joke submitted by a Frenchgirl who played a half naked hysterical English woman in French play and who felt like evening the score 🙂 Q. What do the the French call an I.Q of 130? A. An English... Read more
Animal Jokes
TWO COWS
Two cows stood in a field
1st cow says MOOO
2nd cow replies BAAA
1st cow your not supposed to say that.
Pub Humour
THE 40 THINGS YOU’LL onLY DO WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK
Ask for extra-hot chili sauce on your kebab.
Read moreIntelligence/Wordy Humour
Intelligence Test
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues.
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