Jokers: People Jokes: Anti-men Jokes
Anti-men Jokes
A man went to the doctor’s because he suffered from terrible headaches.
Anti-men Jokes
A man went to the doctor’s because he suffered from terrible headaches.
Animal Jokes
TWO COWS
Two cows stood in a field
1st cow says MOOO
2nd cow replies BAAA
1st cow your not supposed to say that.
Hooker Jokes
A lonely guy asks a prostitute how much it would be for sex.
Pub Humour
THE 40 THINGS YOU’LL onLY DO WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK
Ask for extra-hot chili sauce on your kebab.
Anti-woman Jokes
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent.
Intelligence/Wordy Humour
Intelligence Test
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues.
Jokes about Sex
What is the square root of 69?
8 something.
Blonde Jokes
TWO BLONDES
Two blondes were working on a house.
Jokes about Old People
Pair of ‘old dears’
Maisie’s husband dies and after a few months she finds that she is missing sex terribly.
Gadget Humour
A Twelve inch Bic
A guy in a bar having a few drinks suddenly notices another gentleman lighting his cigarette with a huge bic lighter.
Totally SICK Humour
Another Princess Di Joke.
Dumb Bloke Jokes
The Lawyer and the Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.
Jokes about Religion
God the Guitarist
A guy dies and arrives at heaven's gates where an angel meets him.
New Technology/Computer Humour
New Technology!
If you introduce your wife as “mylady@home.
Miscellaneous Humour
A WOMAN’S RANDOM THOUGHTS
Skinny people piss me off.
One-upmanship Jokes
There are these three cowboys comparing how tough they are, sitting around a campfire.
Condom Jokes
Two condoms are walking down the street and pass by a local gay pub.
Light Bulb Jokes
How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
472, one to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.
Being Unfaithful
CLINTON JOKE
Clinton was walking around the White House with a pair of ladies panties on his arm.
Gay/Lesbian Jokes
A man walks into the bar and orders three double-shots of vodka.
Woman-Thing Jokes
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after using them.
Humorous Quotes
Booze is good for you!
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.
Jokes about Work
The Safe FAX FAQ!
Q: SHOULD A COVER ALWAYS BE USED FOR FAXING?
ANS: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to insure safe fax.
Celebrity Jokes
THE ABORTION BILL
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
The Things Kids Come Out With
WHY DON’T BIG PLANES HAVE LITTLE PLANES?
A mother and her son were flying “Southwest Airlines.
Jokes About Getting Married
Wedding Night
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their
wedding night.
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