Jokers: Situation Humour: Sex Jokes
Jokes about Sex
What is the square root of 69?
What is 96?
Q Why doesn’t Santa Claus have children?
Q What are the three words you never want to hear while having sex?
Super Heroes Joke
Superman was flying through the air when he saw Superwoman laying naked in
He flew down and did her. Superwoman said, “What was that!” And the Invisible Man said,”I don’t know, but my bum hurts.”
Definition of a virgin lake:
Q What’s 69 + 69 ?
Q What does a guy do with 365 used condoms?
Q What is the difference between a peeping tom and a robber?
Q Why do women fake orgasms?
The girl takes off the guys shirt and sees a Nike tatoo on his shoulder. Thinking nothing of it she begins to take off his pants. on his ankle he has a Reebok tatoo. The girl thinks to herself, “What a sneaker fanatic”, and continues to take off his underwear. When she gets his underwear off, she sees that he has “AIDS” tatooed on his dick.
This Guy who owns a porno shop and has his friend watch the store while he runs some errands. While the owner is away in walks this lady. She walks up to the counter and asks “How much for that pink dildo up on the shelf” The guy replies $25. She said “I’ll take it” A few minutes later in walks this brunette. She walks up to the counter and says “How much for that purple dildo up on the shelf. The guy replies $50. She said “I’ll take it”. A while later in walks this blonde. Her eyes got as big as saucers. She walked up to the counter and asked “How much for that big silver dildo on the shelf” The guy replies $100. She pays him and leaves. In walks the owner and asks how was business, and his friend replies “I sold the pink dildo for $25, I sold the purple dildo for $50, Then I sold your THERMOS for a $100”.
Three women are sitting at a bar, and the first one says “I’m so loose my husband can stick his hand up me” The second one says “Thats nothing, I’m so loose my husband can stick his head up me.” And the third one laughed so hard she slipped down the stool.
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