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Condom Jokes

Two condoms are walking down the street and pass by a local gay pub. They stop outside of the pub and o­ne condom says to the other, “What do you say we go in and get shit-faced tonight!!

 

A sick condom joke

OK this man and woman were having sex using a condom and the man throws the condom out the window and the woman said what did you do that for she asked the man. The man said I don’t know the woman said go pick it up so the man goes to pick it up and a little boy picks up the condom.

The man said that condom was his property and the little boy says it’s my jelly cream filled doughnut. They are my favorite so the man offers the kid $10.The little boy says it’s my jelly cream filled doughnut and they are my favorite so the man offers the boy $20, dollars.

The boy says again it’s my jelly cream filled doughnut and they are my favorite so then the man offers the kid $30, dollars. The boy says again it’s my jelly cream filled doughnut and they are my favorite so then the man offers the kid $40, dollars. The boy says again it’s my jelly cream filled doughnut and they are my favorite so then the man offers the kid $50, dollars.

The boy says OK then the boy goes to his mom and says hay mom I sold a jelly cream filled doughnut but I gypped him I sucked out all the filling.

Submitted by: Bernice & Dean Ziegler

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