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A man walks into the bar and orders three double-shots of vodka. The bartender asks, “that’s a lot of liquor, what’s the problem?”
The man replies, “I just found out my younger brother was gay.”
The next day, he comes back and orders the same thing. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong now?”
The man says, “I just found out that my older brother is gay.”
The next day, he comes in again, and orders the same thing.
The bartender asks, “Man, isn’t there anyone in your family that likes women?”
He replies, “yeah, my wife.”

Two lesbians in a bath.
Lesbian o­ne … Where’s the soap ?
Lesbian two … Yes it does doesn’t it !

One day this hippie gets o­n a bus full of nuns. He sits down next to this o­ne nun and hits o­n her. She slaps him and moves to the back of the bus. The hippie went and explained what happened to the bus driver.

Bus Driver: I happen to know that that certian nun gets off the bus every night at 7 o’clock at the cemetary.

Hippie: How is that going to help me get with her?

Bus Driver: Well, you could wait there for her disguised as God.When she gets off of the bus, command her to have sex with you.

Hippie: Good idea. So that night the hippie waited at the cemetary. At 7 o’clock the nun got off the bus.

Hippie: This is God. I command you to have sex with me.

Nun: Alright, but can you do me up the ass so I will still be a virgin? The hippie agreed and when he was finished he took off his disguise.

Hippie: Ha ha, I’m the hippie!

Nun: Ha ha, I’m the bus driver!

The Cab Ride
 
Two gay guys were waiting for a cab. Another guy a ways away was waiting too. They asked him if they wanted to split a cab, and he said sure.
 
When they were in the cab, o­ne of the gay guys went pphhhhh. The other gay guy went pphhhhh too. The third guy thought as long as they farted I might as well too. brripp he went.
 
The gay guys looked at each other and said, “Virgin.”

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