Jokers: People Jokes: Gay/Lesbian Jokes
A man walks into the bar and orders three double-shots of vodka. The bartender asks, “that’s a lot of liquor, what’s the problem?”
Two lesbians in a bath.
One day this hippie gets on a bus full of nuns. He sits down next to this one nun and hits on her. She slaps him and moves to the back of the bus. The hippie went and explained what happened to the bus driver.
Bus Driver: I happen to know that that certian nun gets off the bus every night at 7 o’clock at the cemetary.
Hippie: How is that going to help me get with her?
Bus Driver: Well, you could wait there for her disguised as God.When she gets off of the bus, command her to have sex with you.
Hippie: Good idea. So that night the hippie waited at the cemetary. At 7 o’clock the nun got off the bus.
Hippie: This is God. I command you to have sex with me.
Nun: Alright, but can you do me up the ass so I will still be a virgin? The hippie agreed and when he was finished he took off his disguise.
The Cab Ride
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