Maisie’s husband dies and after a few months she finds that she is missing sex terribly. She talks to her friend Ethel about it and Ethel suggests she tries a Vibrator. “Try mine for a couple of weeks Maisie, …it’s very good, better than a man actually and if you like it you can buy one of your own”, “Ok……..,”, says Maisie, “…………I’ll give it a go”.
A couple of weeks later they meet again, “How did you get on with the Vibrator Maisie?”, asks Ethel,
“Well………..”, says Maisie, “……………it really is very good, but it doesn’t half knock the enamel off your teeth!”
submitted by Mark Allison
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