Jokers: People Jokes: One-upmanship Jokes

There are these three cowboys comparing how tough they are, sitting around a campfire.
First o­ne says,”I’ m so tough o­nce I got in a barfight with ten guys, went outside and wrestled a bear, now its my rug”.
Second guy says, “Thats nothing, I got in a fight with 15 guys walked out, bit the head off a venemous snake, swallowed its poison, I’m still alive.”
Third guy said nothing, stirring the coals with his dick.