Jokers: Situation Humour: Pub Humour
THE 40 THINGS YOU’LL onLY DO WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK
Ask for extra-hot chili sauce on your kebab.
Sing “Beers, beers, we want more beers, all the lads are cheerin’, Get the fookin’ beers in. Beers beers we want more beers” etc. To your Girlfriend’s parents.
THE 10 THINGS YOU THINK YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK
Pull any woman in the room.
Three pieces of string are standing outside a bar.
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