| EXCITABLE: |
Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole rips shorts. |
| SOCIABLE: |
Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. |
| NOSEY: |
Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. |
| TIMID: |
Can’t if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he had already, comes back later. |
| INDIFFERENT: |
All urinals being used, pisses in the sink. |
| CLEVER: |
No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor. |
| WORRIED: |
Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. |
| FRIVILOUS: |
Plays stream up, down and accross urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. |
| ABSENT-MINDED: |
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. |
| CHILDISH: |
Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles. |
| SNEAKY: |
Farts silently, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. |
| PATIENT: |
Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with freehand. |
| DESPERATE: |
Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses on pants. |
| TOUGH: |
Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. |
| FAT: |
Backs up and takes blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoes. |
| EFFICIENT: |
Waits until he has to crap, then does both. |
| LITTLE: |
Stands on box, falls in, drowns. |
| DRUNK: |
Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. |
| DISGRUNTLED: |
Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. |
| CONCEITED: |
Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat. |
| IMPATIENT: |
Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy in front of him. |
| HUNTER: |
Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps off cliff. |
| WITHDRAWN: |
Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminates noise. |
| CROSS-EYED: |
Looks into urinal on left, pisses into the middle one, flushes one on right. |
| CURIOUS: |
Looks over at neighbor, pisses in neighbor’s pocket. |
| COMPETITIVE: |
Stands back, challenges others to distance contest. |
| SHOW OFF: |
Stands with back to urinal, slings tool over shoulder. |
| CONFUSED: |
Woman in wrong room wondering what’s with the funnysinks. |
| SMOKER: |
Smokes with free hand, chronically burning dick, forfeits sex with his hot nympho wife for a month, and ends up getting a divorce. |
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