Jokers: Situation Jokes: “Doctor’s Visit” Jokes
A Visit to the Doctors
|‘Lettered’ in Sex|
A young woman goes to the doctor for a physical. When the doctor tells her to remove her blouse, he notices the imprint of an “H” on her chest. He asks, “What is this?” She replies: “My boyfriend goes to Harvard and every time we have sex he insists on wearing his Harvard letter shirt.”
Later another young woman comes in for a physical. When the doctor tells her to
Toward the end of the day a young woman comes in for a physical. When the doctor tells her to remove her blouse, he notices the imprint of a “W” on her chest. “Let me guess,” he says, “Your boyfriend goes to school at Wisconsin.” To this the young woman replies, “No, but my girlfriend goes to Michigan.”
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant’s trunk onto the man’s penis.
Bloke goes to the doctors, doctor tells him, “I’ve got some good news and
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
A man walks into a Doctors. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “Whats the matter with me?” he asked. “You’re not eating properly.” replied the Doctor.
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