Tripping the Rift: Cultures: Venetians

Two sci fi sayings come to mind when thinking about the Venetians: “Men are from Mars, women are from Venus”.Two sci fi sayings come to mind when thinking about the Venetians: “Men are from Mars, women are from Venus”. and “Earth girls are easy”. That’s because all Venetians are female. And what great looking females too! The second saying has to be viewed in context. If earth girls are easy, then the Venetians are 1+1=2 simple.

If you were to meet a Venetian in a bar, she’d be the girl you’d be taking home that nite. She’d drink whatever you buy her, as long as it wasn’t too strong. Pina Colodas work great!

Venetians are the nymphs (and nymphos) of the galaxy. They’re all beautiful, and while they’re so thin that they look anorexic, they are actually quite healthy for their species. They reproduce by mitosis even though they have the same sexual orifices of other humanoids. This allows each Venetian to have as much sex as possible, without the nasty byproduct of babies. The added effect of mitosis allows for instant threesomes!

Venetians love to make other people happy. Additionally they have very little in the way of inhibitions. Because of this they are the easy chicks of the universe; having sex with any and all desperate (and soon satisfied) aliens across the galaxy!

Venetians can be found in most any traditionally female occupation. They like to work in the service sector to please other people. No not that kind of service sector you pervs, but jobs like timeplane attendant (a favourite past time of Venetians is inducting passenger in the Mile High Club) and hostess/waitress. They may also be found showing off their Venetian charms at parties as dancers, and as contestants at beauty contests.

Race Rating – Venetians
Personality 1 (rancid butter) – 5 (cool dude) 5
Attractiveness 1 (requires paper bag) – 5 (Drop-dead-gorgeous) 5
Humor 1 (stomach-turning) – 5 (sidesplitting) 2
Dress Sense 1 (laughable) – 5 (hip) 5
Aggression 1 (big/little softy) – 5 (hard as nails) 1
Social Standing 1 (scumbag) – 5 (god) 4

Sad Geezer Race Rating   (out of 30)  22          

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