Tripping the Rift

Ten is a male sex slave who escaped from a Dark Clown colony who is running from bounty hunters. He’s perhaps one of the most advanced cyborgs ever built, as he can experience human emotions.

Spankey the monkey promised to be Chode’s big pay day. He’s the largest monkey-diamond ever discovered, and somehow Chode got his hands on him, my guess through a poker game. If you were to see Spankey in a bar, he’d be the impromptu entertainment.

Mistress Pain is a sex slave, but only in the loosest sense of the word. Yes she’s technically owned property, and a cyborg, but this bitch takes orders from no one!

Bernice is the not-so-loving wife to Darph Bobo. While Bobo controls the entire Dark Clown Empire, she controls him through years of insults and sexual deprivation.

Adam 12 is the son of Confederation Commander Adam. He’s a rebellious young punk who is in denial that he’s going to one day be exactly like his father. 

Francis Bobafett Dinkleman 3rd is one of the finest bounty hunters can buy. Which doesn’t say much for the bounty hunter industry.

Angel is a sex slave. A highly selective, skanky yet innocent looking, cheap whore. Chode purchased her as a replacement for Six, what he got was an uppity sexbot that didn’t know her place. 

If you were to see Angel in a pub, you’d think she was way too young to be there. But after watching her down all the drinks the guys were sending to her, you realize that she’s exactly where she belongs. You might want to send over a drink yourself, but you’d just be wasting your money. Try the venetian chick a few stools over instead.