Purity Test Profile: Prisoner Twerp

Your point score was less than 45%.

Your knowledge of The Prisoner is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well. Your attitude to the The Prisoner series is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode. There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.

PERSONALITY PROFILE

The Prisoner is better than sex because you have never had sex.

You think the Butler is sexy.

When you/your wife gave birth to twins you wondered who the other man was.

You have never seen a whole episode of The Prisoner.

You are only on this web site because the girl/boy you fancy is currently seeing a Prisoner SadGeezer.

You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper.

PRISONER TWERPS are very scary people. You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself.

The only culture you have is bacteria!

You love defensless animals, especially with a nice drop of gravey.

You don’t have a photographic memory because you don’t have any film!

You used to have an open mind, but your brains kept falling out.

If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as the beached ship.

You think that foreplay is thirty minutes of begging.

People feel sorry for you but this is just because they don’t know you.

People who know you hate you. Especially Manic Academic Prisoner Fanatics!

You are sex mad because you don’t get any.

You think that number 2’s office is in the bathroom.

You think that ‘laughing stock’ are cattle with a sense of humor.

You put stamps on faxes.

You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative.

GET A LIFE – Watch The Prisoner!

It should be strenuously pointed out that these conclusions
should only be taken seriously if they are correct!