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Boyfriend/Girlfriend Jokes

A guy walks over to a gorgeous girl sitting at a barstool and says “I want to play with your tits all night.”

Shocked, the woman says “oh my god, do you see that huge guy over there? he’s my boyfriend and he’ll kick your ass..”

The man replies “I still want to play with your tits all night, and fill your pussy with beer and drink it.”

Disgusted, the woman walks over to her boyfriend and tells him whats going o­n, “That man over there says he wants to play with my tits all night.”
The boyfriend stands up pissed off and rolls up his sleeves. She then says, “He also said he wants to fill my pussy up with beer and drink out of it”

The boyfriend rolls down his sleeves, sits down and continues drinking. “What are you doing, arent you going to kick his ass?” She asks.

The boyfriend smugly replies, “I ain’t gonna mess with a guy that can drink that much beer.”

 

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