Jokers: Situation Humour: Hooker Jokes

A lonely guy asks a prostitute how much it would be for sex. She replies “$20 to stick it in. $20 to take it out.” He gives her $20 and sticks it in. When he finishes he gives her $20 and takes it out. The next day he meets her again, gives her $20 and sticks it in. After an hour of lying there, the hookers says “Take it out already!” He replies “I Can’t. I’m broke.”

 

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