If you were to meet Buffy in the pub, you would probably ask her why her wooden dildo is so pointy and isn’t she worried about splinters. And then you’d wake up in a coma.
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This episode gets some points taken off for having too much demon poetry and making me inappropriately hungry.
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Well, this episode certainly was funny, well acted and depressing as hell. I added 70 points extra for a shirtless Spike.
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The show opens… in Istanbul! Dark-haired girl runs for her life from two guys in dark robes.
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Giles is Buffy’s watcher, he was appointed by the Watcher’s Council to train and guide her.
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Xander was Willow’s best friend since they were five and fancied Buffy ever since he first saw her. I’m not sure if he is completely over her even now.
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Cassie? Oh great, she’s a prophet called Cassandra! And that’s when I’ve believed that Joss Whedon really doesn’t watch any TV, because this joke has already been done on Smallville.
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