Red Dwarf: Characters: Talkie Toaster

Red Dwarf: Characters: Talkie Toaster

Talkie Toaster is a monstrously cool mechanical devise used for making toast. Innocent enough, you might think, but the Red Dwarf Toaster will drive you completely bonkers by continually asking, “Would you like some toast?”

Red Dwarf: Characters: Kochanski

Red Dwarf: Characters: Kochanski

Kochanski was Red Dwarf’s navigation officer but, to Lister’s dismay, he learns that she died in the first episode. 

Andromeda: People: Tyr Anasazi

Andromeda: People: Tyr Anasazi

Wadda mean looking dude! He made a grand entrance in the first two episodes when he boarded the Andromeda as a mercenary.

Andromeda: People: Seamus Harper

Andromeda: People: Seamus Harper

He’s supposed to be a sort of ships caretaker and ‘fix-it’ man, but lets face it, Harper is the closest thing that Andromeda has to a Ships Engineer.

Tripping the Rift: People: Ten

Tripping the Rift: People: Ten

Ten is a male sex slave who escaped from a Dark Clown colony who is running from bounty hunters. He’s perhaps one of the most advanced cyborgs ever built, as he can experience human emotions.

Futurama: People: Philip J Fry

Futurama: People: Philip J Fry

Fry originally hails from the 20th century like most of us. He had a dead end job as a delivery boy, a girlfriend who cheated on him, and generally nothing to look forward too.

Tripping the Rift: People: Spankey

Tripping the Rift: People: Spankey

Spankey the monkey promised to be Chode’s big pay day. He’s the largest monkey-diamond ever discovered, and somehow Chode got his hands on him, my guess through a poker game. If you were to see Spankey in a bar, he’d be the impromptu entertainment.

Tripping the Rift: People: Mistress Pain

Tripping the Rift: People: Mistress Pain

Mistress Pain is a sex slave, but only in the loosest sense of the word. Yes she’s technically owned property, and a cyborg, but this bitch takes orders from no one!

Tripping the Rift: People: Bernice

Tripping the Rift: People: Bernice

Bernice is the not-so-loving wife to Darph Bobo. While Bobo controls the entire Dark Clown Empire, she controls him through years of insults and sexual deprivation.

Tripping the Rift: People: Adam 12

Tripping the Rift: People: Adam 12

Adam 12 is the son of Confederation Commander Adam. He’s a rebellious young punk who is in denial that he’s going to one day be exactly like his father. 

Tripping the Rift: People: Bobafett

Tripping the Rift: People: Bobafett

Francis Bobafett Dinkleman 3rd is one of the finest bounty hunters can buy. Which doesn’t say much for the bounty hunter industry.

Tripping the Rift: People: Angel

Tripping the Rift: People: Angel

Angel is a sex slave. A highly selective, skanky yet innocent looking, cheap whore. Chode purchased her as a replacement for Six, what he got was an uppity sexbot that didn’t know her place. 

If you were to see Angel in a pub, you’d think she was way too young to be there. But after watching her down all the drinks the guys were sending to her, you realize that she’s exactly where she belongs. You might want to send over a drink yourself, but you’d just be wasting your money. Try the venetian chick a few stools over instead. 

Futurama: People: Amy Wong

Futurama: People: Amy Wong

Amy spends her most of her time getting involved in different adventures of the crew. She basically serves as some comic relief when Bender just won’t do. The rest of her time is spent bragging about her cuteness or slipping on something and hitting the floor.

Futurama: People: Hermes Conrad

Futurama: People: Hermes Conrad

Personal information about Hermes may be few and far between, but we have
been let in on a few things in the course of the show. We know he’s a Jamaican former Olympic limbo contender, a born bureaucrat, husband to LaBarbara and father to Dwight.

Tripping the Rift: People: Gus XP

Tripping the Rift: People: Gus XP

Gus XP is the new and improved model over the Balltar Industries Gus model robot. He’s faster, stronger, better than his predecessor.

Crusade: People: Lt. John Matheson

Crusade: People: Lt. John Matheson

Lt. John Matheson is the first officer on the Excalibur, and the first telepath in Earth Force. He’s a beacon of hope to teeps everywhere who wanted to have a “normal” job, instead of working for the Psi Corps. 

Crusade: People: Dr. Sara Chambers

Crusade: People: Dr. Sara Chambers

Dr.Dr. Sara Chambers is the chief medical officer aboard the Excalibur. In the fake pilot episode “War Zone” we are told that she is in charge of a team of elite doctors and scientists who will do research on the ship. But that was the last we ever saw of that elite medical staff. In the […]

Tripping the Rift: People: Klak Klownman

Tripping the Rift: People: Klak Klownman

Klak Klownman is the corrupt president of the planet Floridian 7. He’s a terrible gangster and proxy of the Dark Clown Empire who worked so hard to put him into power on the border planet.

Tripping the Rift: People: The Devil

Tripping the Rift: People: The Devil

In Tripping the Rift, the Devil goes by many names: Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub (I am aware that its really one of his minions, but tell that to the producers)

Dune: People: God Emperor Leto II Atreides

Dune: People: God Emperor Leto II Atreides

Leto II is the second son born to Paul Muad’Dib and his consort Chani. He was born with a twin sister Ghanima. Born is a relative word though, as Chani overdosed on spice during her pregnancy and the twins were preborn in her womb.