Red Dwarf: Characters: Talkie Toaster

Red Dwarf: Characters: Talkie Toaster

Talkie Toaster is a monstrously cool mechanical devise used for making toast. Innocent enough, you might think, but the Red Dwarf Toaster will drive you completely bonkers by continually asking, “Would you like some toast?”

Red Dwarf: Characters: Kochanski

Red Dwarf: Characters: Kochanski

Kochanski was Red Dwarf’s navigation officer but, to Lister’s dismay, he learns that she died in the first episode. 

Andromeda: People: Tyr Anasazi

Andromeda: People: Tyr Anasazi

Wadda mean looking dude! He made a grand entrance in the first two episodes when he boarded the Andromeda as a mercenary

Andromeda: People: Seamus Harper

Andromeda: People: Seamus Harper

He’s supposed to be a sort of ships caretaker and ‘fix-it’ man, but lets face it, Harper is the closest thing that Andromeda has to a Ships Engineer

Tripping the Rift: People: Ten

Tripping the Rift: People: Ten

Ten is a male sex slave who escaped from a Dark Clown colony who is running from bounty hunters. He’s perhaps one of the most advanced cyborgs ever built, as he can experience human emotions

Futurama: People: Philip J Fry

Futurama: People: Philip J Fry

Fry originally hails from the 20th century like most of us. He had a dead end job as a delivery boy, a girlfriend who cheated on him, and generally nothing to look forward too

Tripping the Rift: People: Spankey

Tripping the Rift: People: Spankey

Spankey the monkey promised to be Chode’s big pay day. He’s the largest monkey-diamond ever discovered, and somehow Chode got his hands on him, my guess through a poker game. If you were to see Spankey in a bar, he’d be the impromptu entertainment

Tripping the Rift: People: Mistress Pain

Tripping the Rift: People: Mistress Pain

Mistress Pain is a sex slave, but only in the loosest sense of the word. Yes she’s technically owned property, and a cyborg, but this bitch takes orders from no one!

Tripping the Rift: People: Bernice

Tripping the Rift: People: Bernice

Bernice is the not-so-loving wife to Darph Bobo. While Bobo controls the entire Dark Clown Empire, she controls him through years of insults and sexual deprivation

Tripping the Rift: People: Adam 12

Tripping the Rift: People: Adam 12

Adam 12 is the son of Confederation Commander Adam. He’s a rebellious young punk who is in denial that he’s going to one day be exactly like his father. 

Tripping the Rift: People: Bobafett

Tripping the Rift: People: Bobafett

Francis Bobafett Dinkleman 3rd is one of the finest bounty hunters can buy. Which doesn’t say much for the bounty hunter industry

Tripping the Rift: People: Angel

Tripping the Rift: People: Angel

Angel is a sex slave. A highly selective, skanky yet innocent looking, cheap whore. Chode purchased her as a replacement for Six, what he got was an uppity sexbot that didn’t know her place. 

If you were to see Angel in a pub, you’d think she was way too young to be there. But after watching her down all the drinks the guys were sending to her, you realize that she’s exactly where she belongs. You might want to send over a drink yourself, but you’d just be wasting your money. Try the venetian chick a few stools over instead. 

Futurama: People: Amy Wong

Futurama: People: Amy Wong

Amy spends her most of her time getting involved in different adventures of the crew. She basically serves as some comic relief when Bender just won’t do. The rest of her time is spent bragging about her cuteness or slipping on something and hitting the floor