Aeon Flux: Purity Test: Profile: Aeon Flux Twerp
Your point score was less than 45%.
Your knowledge of AEON FLUX is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well. Your attitude to AEON FLUX is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode.
There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.
PERSONALITY PROFILE.
 AEON FLUX is better than sex because you have never had sex.You think Trevor Goodchild is a great kisser
You go to parties to eat When you/your wife gave birth to twins you wondered who the other man was. You think onan is cool. You are not exactly cheap – but you are on ‘special’ this week. You are only on this web site because the girl/boy you fancy is currently seeing an AEON FLUX SAD GEEZER. You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper. AEON FLUX TWERPS are very scary people. You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself. The only culture you have is bacteria! You think that MANIC ACADEMIC AEON FLUX FANATICS are evil! You love defensless animals, especially with a nice drop of gravey. You don’t have a photographic memory because you don’t have any film! You have been fired from at least one job for pilfering cream cakes. You admire Bambara’s figure.
You used to have an open mind, but your brains kept falling out. If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as a Black Monican female G’string. You think that foreplay is thirty minutes of begging. Many people feel sorry for you but this is just because they don’t know you. People who know you hate you. You are sex mad because you don’t get any. You couldn’t repair your brakes so you make your horn louder! You think that an innuendo is an Italian suppository You think for hours trying to work out the speed of dark! You think that ‘laughing stock’ are cattle with a sense of humour. You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative. You should trust in the all-seeing eye of Dr SadGeezer and GET A LIFE – Watch more AEON FLUX. |
It should be pointed out that these conclusions
should only be taken seriously if they are correct.
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